take a tire-squealing left turn at what must be thirty miles an hour. Glancing back I see my car whipping out behind us like a water-skier hotdogging for an audience.
Before long, we reach a part of town where the buildings have boards over the windows, and the railroad overpass has inventively obscene graffiti. As we pass a house with appliances in the yard and a sofa on the sagging front porch, I notice that there are actually a few chickens strutting around the scraggly grass and into the street. JJ leans on the horn and the birds flap and scatter back up into the yard. One, the rooster, I suppose, stays on the curb and crows an admonition.
When we pass a vacant weedy lot, JJ slows the wrecker and pulls into a dodgy-looking gas station. He drives past the building, stops, slams the gearshift into reverse, and then, with a deft spin of his steering wheel, backs the car into the open bay. When he switches off the ignition and turns to face me, itâs the first time I see him smile, and Iâm pretty sure itâs at the sight of my clammy, pale face. For a second I search for the snappy response his performance deserves, but in the end, I respond in the only manner Iam ableâI put my head between my legs and vomit on the floorboard.
I apologize with a promise to clean it up and then hurry inside where, in the most vile service station bathroom I have ever seen, the Fatherâs chocolates and Luke Lambertâs iced tea finish disembarking.
P repregnancy, I had long stretches, years-long stretches, between vomiting episodes, including some pretty impressive hangovers. I am extremely disappointed in this new sickly me. Shaking and disgusted, I trudge back out to the tow truck, slowly of course, in the hopes that JJ will have already cleaned up the mess by the time I arrive. No such luck.
Thank God for removable rubber floor mats.
I coil the hose back alongside the building and go check on my car. JJ has the hood up and already seems to have some parts taken out and lying on the cement floor.
âWell?â I ask.
âLooks like you need a new transmission.â
âSeriously? Shit.â
He rocks back on his heels and tucks his hands up under his arms. âSo what Iâm thinking is . . .â He pauses and chews awhile on his lower lip. I get the impression that thinking is a struggle for the man, so I donât interrupt. Of course itâs possible that Iâm being too judgmental. Iâm sure lots of really, really smart people listen to banjo music.
âWhat Iâm thinking is you should give me some money.â
Without being obvious, I look up and down the street. Seeing as how this neighborhood is one big cry for help Iâm not sure who I think would respond to mine, but I still start measuring the distance to the closest house.
âSo . . . is this, like, a robbery?â
He scowls. âHell, no. It just looks to me like you donât have a pot to piss in, and Iâm sure as hell not putting seven or eight hundred dollars of parts in a car if Iâm not getting paid.â
âThatâs ridiculous. Of course I can pay.â I pull out my MasterCard and wave it in front of his face.
âGreat. Come on in the office and weâll run it through.â
âYou expect me to prepay?â
âJust the parts.â
Iâm pretty sure that he and I both know things are about to get ugly, but I canât stop myself from trying again. âDonât be silly. It would be easier to pay one time. Once the workâs done weâll settle up.â
âYou pay for parts now, and labor later.â
âNo . . . I donât think so.â
He narrows his eyes, engaged apparently, in that difficult thinking stuff again. He picks up a Styrofoam cup and spits a glob of brown goo inside. âYou donât have the money, do you?â
It seems Albert Einstein here has a firm grasp of the obvious.
âI have money. Or
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