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Authors: W. H. Mumfrey
abduction. You can reduce the danger by always driving in a convoy of at least two or three other cars. Make sure that all members of your party are thoroughly trained and kitted out for your trip. You don't want to have to engage in unplanned rescue attempts of untrained people, thereby endangering yourself and the rest of your party.
2. TURN OF YOUR CELL PHONE. Don't assist aliens by broadcasting your position via a cell phone. Turn it off while in transit.
3. AVOID TRAVEL AT NIGHT. It has been statistically proven that the majority of alien attacks occur after nightfall. Reduce your chances of a surprise abduction attempt by only traveling during daylight. If you must travel after dark, make sure you travel in convoy.
THE ALIEN INVASION SURVIVAL HANDBOOK
4. TAKE EVASIVE ACTION. If an alien spacecraft is sighted, head immediately toward an area of higher population density. Remember, the chances of being abducted reduce when you surround yourself with more people. If in an isolated area, drive to a roadhouse or farmhouse. Hide under bridges or in tunnels for immediate shelter. It is impossible to outrun an alien spacecraft, and it is dangerous to try.
5. UPGRADE YOUR CAR AUDIO SYSTEM. Install the best car audio system your money can buy. Make sure that it is encased with a Faraday cage to protect it from electromagnetic radiation surges. Remember, volume is of critical importance when creating an Audio Phonic shield.
6. EQUIP YOUR RIDE WITH THE AR TOP TEN. The importance of the counter-abduction AR Top Ten cannot be overstated. It is imperative that you have a personal copy on hand at all times, both in your CD player and in an MP3 player, and that you also have the songs committed to memory as a backup strategy in case your sound system goes down.
7. PAY ATTENTION TO SPONTANEOUS MECHANICAL PROBLEMS. If your car unexpectedly stalls and your lights go out while driving through a remote area at night, you know that you're in for trouble. Lock and load, and prepare for an imminent abduction attempt. Don't panic. You know what to expect, and you're ready for it. You are now in automatic mode. If your car's audio system fails, get out of your car and head for the nearest shelter. Leave your headlights switched to the on position so that when the danger has passed, they will come back on, alerting you that it's now safe to return to your vehicle.
IN THE WILD: PROTECTING YOURSELF WITH THE USE OF TRAPS
Aliens are some of the most difficult creatures to successfully defend against in the wilderness. With limited resources at your disposal, you are completely reliant on your own personal adaptability and ingenuity to protect yourself and your loved ones from their malevolent intentions. Although they have the technological advantage, it is possible for people using primitive tools and materials to trap, capture, or kill unsuspecting hostile aliens. Alien traps have been used with great effect under the most challenging of circumstances and can provide a formidable defensive barrier between you and your adversaries. Traps may also have the effect of demoralizing your foe to the extent that they may decide you are not worth the trouble and go and find easier prey.
Before looking at a variety of alien traps, it is important that we examine some general rules.
BEST PRACTICES FOR ALIEN TRAPS
1. THE TRAP YOU CHOOSE MUST BE A PERFECT MATCH. A trap must suit the location in which it is constructed. Pay attention to detail. Ensure that the materials from which the trap is constructed are from the immediate vicinity so that it will blend in to the local environment.
2. KEEP YOUR TRAP SITE PRISTINE. Make sure the trap site is altered as little as possible. Nothing must be out of place. Dead grass, withered branches, and freshly dug or trampled soil all indicate something is amuck. Leave nothing to indicate recent activity. Construct your trap devices away from the area in which you intend to set them. This will minimize the visual
2. TURN OF YOUR CELL PHONE. Don't assist aliens by broadcasting your position via a cell phone. Turn it off while in transit.
3. AVOID TRAVEL AT NIGHT. It has been statistically proven that the majority of alien attacks occur after nightfall. Reduce your chances of a surprise abduction attempt by only traveling during daylight. If you must travel after dark, make sure you travel in convoy.
THE ALIEN INVASION SURVIVAL HANDBOOK
4. TAKE EVASIVE ACTION. If an alien spacecraft is sighted, head immediately toward an area of higher population density. Remember, the chances of being abducted reduce when you surround yourself with more people. If in an isolated area, drive to a roadhouse or farmhouse. Hide under bridges or in tunnels for immediate shelter. It is impossible to outrun an alien spacecraft, and it is dangerous to try.
5. UPGRADE YOUR CAR AUDIO SYSTEM. Install the best car audio system your money can buy. Make sure that it is encased with a Faraday cage to protect it from electromagnetic radiation surges. Remember, volume is of critical importance when creating an Audio Phonic shield.
6. EQUIP YOUR RIDE WITH THE AR TOP TEN. The importance of the counter-abduction AR Top Ten cannot be overstated. It is imperative that you have a personal copy on hand at all times, both in your CD player and in an MP3 player, and that you also have the songs committed to memory as a backup strategy in case your sound system goes down.
7. PAY ATTENTION TO SPONTANEOUS MECHANICAL PROBLEMS. If your car unexpectedly stalls and your lights go out while driving through a remote area at night, you know that you're in for trouble. Lock and load, and prepare for an imminent abduction attempt. Don't panic. You know what to expect, and you're ready for it. You are now in automatic mode. If your car's audio system fails, get out of your car and head for the nearest shelter. Leave your headlights switched to the on position so that when the danger has passed, they will come back on, alerting you that it's now safe to return to your vehicle.
IN THE WILD: PROTECTING YOURSELF WITH THE USE OF TRAPS
Aliens are some of the most difficult creatures to successfully defend against in the wilderness. With limited resources at your disposal, you are completely reliant on your own personal adaptability and ingenuity to protect yourself and your loved ones from their malevolent intentions. Although they have the technological advantage, it is possible for people using primitive tools and materials to trap, capture, or kill unsuspecting hostile aliens. Alien traps have been used with great effect under the most challenging of circumstances and can provide a formidable defensive barrier between you and your adversaries. Traps may also have the effect of demoralizing your foe to the extent that they may decide you are not worth the trouble and go and find easier prey.
Before looking at a variety of alien traps, it is important that we examine some general rules.
BEST PRACTICES FOR ALIEN TRAPS
1. THE TRAP YOU CHOOSE MUST BE A PERFECT MATCH. A trap must suit the location in which it is constructed. Pay attention to detail. Ensure that the materials from which the trap is constructed are from the immediate vicinity so that it will blend in to the local environment.
2. KEEP YOUR TRAP SITE PRISTINE. Make sure the trap site is altered as little as possible. Nothing must be out of place. Dead grass, withered branches, and freshly dug or trampled soil all indicate something is amuck. Leave nothing to indicate recent activity. Construct your trap devices away from the area in which you intend to set them. This will minimize the visual
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