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Baabette, would run off with that indigo-blue skinned, white-haired, gay dark elf, Steve. Especially after they took her in when no one else would. I guess they should’ve listened closer to the rumors that she was a plastic Jezebel in sheep’s clothing. As it is, our family has suffered a tragedy that’s for certain. One we may never completely recover from. Especially poor Pierced.”
    The little gay-goth gnome wailed again.
    Mia rushed to his side and wrapped her arms about him. “Oh, cousin, Lumpy, is there anything I can do?” His face was right at her bellybutton level, his chin just a hair above her pussy. He nuzzled the small patch of red lace that made up the front of her thong.
    Talon could swear the little pecker head was suddenly smiling.
    Pierced looked right up at Mia, tears still in his eyes. “How many times do I have ta remind ya? Don’t call me Lumpy. I’m Pierced now, and I can prove it.” Then he wiggled both of his eyebrows, one at a time. “You could always sit on my cock. I’ve been so very lonely since Steve left. Bet that’d make me feel a little better. I know you aren’t a man.” He wailed again. “But right now, almost any old hole, even yours, would give me some small measure of comfort.”
    Mia laughed out loud and pushed him away. “Even if you were dying, and your very survival depended on me sitting on your tiny excuse for a pecker, I’m afraid you’d have to die. I’d go to your funeral, though, cousin, and I’d say kind things”
    Pierced looked toward Talon, and his lip quivered. “What about you, big guy? Since our dear sweet Mia here is so cruel, would ya be willing to help out a heartbroken gnome? Just a little cuddling, perhaps some Ride-Em-Cowboy action?” He pumped his hips. “I’ve never had the pleasure of fucking a barbarian.” He grinned. “You’d be my first.”
    Talon backed up four more steps, any thought of finding the missing baby dragon now completely forgotten. He shook his head. “Umm, no.” He shook his head again and put his arms out in front of his body. “Just no.”
    Pierced shrugged. “Whatever. No harm in asking. When ya are single like I am now, ya never know when or where ya’re going ta get lucky.” He grabbed an apple out of a bowl sitting on a small side table, took a bite, and headed back into his room. “I’ll take my chili in my room, Ma. I’m just ta distraught ta be good company tonight.”
    Talon didn’t want to stay for dinner, especially if it meant stripping to his bare ass, and he certainly didn’t want to go traipsing through the weird gnome household, looking for a dragon he hadn’t asked for in the first place. He wanted to go back to Mia’s suite of rooms, go to sleep, and not wake up until this silly challenge she had her heart set on was over and done with.
    Better yet, he wanted to go back to the way things were before his best friend married the daughter of the leader of the Paladins of Albrath. Back to a time when his biggest responsibility had been watching Zander’s back and tupping whichever pretty little serving wench he could entice into his room.
    “Well, what the torn off toenails of a slow dancing, debonair troll transvestite doing the hoochy coo with a tap-dancing ogress in green leotards are ya waiting for. Let’s eat.” Leeky turned toward his daughter, Lavender. “Go tell ya cousin, Ohfeelya, supper’s ready.”
    Something brushed against Talon’s shin, and he glanced down. There stood Pearl, the dragling. Where she’d been, what she’d been up to, or where she’d come from, he had no clue, and really didn’t want to know. He simply sighed, shook his head, bent down, picked her up, and followed Leeky, Laycee, and Mia, into the dining room.
    Leeky suddenly stopped right in front of them and whirled around. It was all Talon could manage to do not to run Mia over. The crotchety little gnome scrunched up his face and tapped his chin twice before speaking. “About Ohfeelya. She’s a