Lincoln.â
Hmm. My favorite president. Interesting.
Daddy swigs down the last of his coffee. âLooks like a good day to add another brick to the olâ castle. What do you say we meet back here around dinnertime and try to catch a glimpse of your sister on TV?â
According to Mama, Adrianaâs fashion show is the biggest annual fashion event of the year, and Models of Milan is representing the best new lines. Daddy and I have decided to pop up some popcorn and watch the big event as long as we can stand it, hoping Adriana is in the early part of the show. The boys would rather swim, and told us to holler at them when she comes on. Theyâll try to race to the house in time to catch a glimpse of her. Brotherly devotion at its best.
Neither Daddy nor I are ones for the big city, but Mama thrives on this stuff and is just tickled pink that her daughter could get her free tickets for the show. I, for one, enjoy the opening riffraff more than the actual show itself. Iâm catching all the hoopla of the glamour queens arriving on the scene in limos while Daddyâs popping up the corn. âMake that with extra butter, please,â I yell toward the kitchen.
âYes, maâam,â Daddy yells back.
There are some really kooky people in this fashion business according to Adriana, especially some of the designers. âTheyâre like this class of people stuck somewhere in between feminine and masculine,â sheâd told me.
She works with a male designer named Marcello, who wears sequined jackets and has a long ponytail halfway down his back, and is married to Chanay, who wears jean jackets and has a short, chic haircut. Sounds confusing, but Iâm beginning to get the picture. There are some real characters strutting in front of the cameras. They are mostly young and very thin, with outlandish getups. The reporter is talking to a gal with a ponytail sticking straight up out of a six-inch tube before it fans out at the top. Heâs trying to get her name, but there is some big commotion going on off screen that everyone is running off toâincluding the reporter, who just cut off what the whale-spout lady was saying.
He informs the crowd that thereâs a celebrity movie star attending the show and theyâre trying to confirm who it is. The cameras swing to the gathering crowd and zoom in on the unexpected guest â¦
Oh, no ⦠it canât be ⦠itâs ⦠âDaddy! Hurry, come quick!â
Daddy comes hustling into the room. âIs it Adriana? Is she on?â
âNo, Daddy, itâs not Adriana ⦠itâs Mama!â
â Sophia ?â Daddy swoops in front of the television to get a closer look.
âI canât believe Mamaâs pulling her Sofia trick on live TV ⦠look, sheâs signing autographs!â
â Bravissima , Sofia!â The reporter goes on to confirm that they have Sofia Loren right there in her home town of Rome ⦠and what an honor it is for her to so graciously sign autographs for her fans.
The camera zooms in on my Mama and there she is basking in all her glory, just signing away like this is what she was born to do. âShe had better get out of there before this goes too far â¦â
Daddy sinks onto the couch, shaking his head in amazement. He looks like heâs not sure whether to laugh or go haul Mama out of Rome.
Now the paparazzi are storming in for photos. Mama is creating a scene, and the reporters have to yell over the crowd just to get a few questions to her.
Mama turns and blows a kiss to the crowd. Her trademark tactic for avoiding conversations. Sheâs said it before: âItâs one thing to pull off looking like Sofia, but they canât expect me to sound like her too.â
As the crowd starts to close in, Mama has claustrophobia written all over her face. She loves a crowd, but this is more like a mob. Her eyes dart around nervously. All of a sudden
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