managers, you cluck, you dumb, ugly broad, but he played it straight and told her they were getting him a white coat with his name on it. He punched the total and said, âFour sixty-eight, please.â
The woman was digging in her purse, looking for something. She took almost a minute to bring out a piece of newspaper, unfold it, and hand it to him.
âCoupon for the coffee,â the woman said. âTwenty cents off.â
Frank took the coupon and looked at it. âOkay, then thatâs four forty-eight. No, wait a minute.â He noticed the date on the coupon. âThis offerâs expired. Itâs not, you know . . . redeemable anymore, itâs no good.â
âI couldnât come in yesterday,â the woman said. âItâs not my fault. I cut the coupon out and there it is.â
âIâm sorry,â Frank said. âIt says, see? Thursday and Friday only. Big letters.â
âIâve been coming here fifteen years, using the coupons,â the woman said. âMy husband and I. We buy all our groceries, our dog food, everything here. Iâm one day late and youâre going to tell me this is no good?â
âIâm sorry, I wish there was something I could do about it.â
âYesterday Earl took the car, had Timmie with him. All day heâs gone, didnât even feed Timmie the whole while, and I had to sit home alone.â
âAll rightââ Frank said.
âAfter all the money this storeâs made off us,â the woman said. âI couldâve been going to Farmer Jack, Safeway. No, I come here and then get treated like Iâm somebody with food stamps.â
Frank was about to give in, but he changed his mind. He looked right at the lady now and said, âI got an idea. Why donât you take the couponâokay?âand the one-pound can of Maxwell House coffee and shove âem up your ass.â
When they were in the stolen car, the Kroger bags on the floor, turning out of the parking lot, Frank said, âThat fucking Earl. He stays out with their car all day, their dog, his old lady gets pissed off and makes life miserable for everybody. Jesus.â
Stick wasnât listening. He was anxious. He waited for Frank to finish and said, âThe manager, you know what he says when Iâm leaving? Honest to God, he says, âThank you very much, sir, and come back again.â â
âThat poor fucking Earl,â Frank said. âI sure wouldnât want to be him.â
They got a little over seventeen hundred at Krogerâs. The story in the paper said âabout three thousand.â Typical. Four days later, to show you how it could go, they hit a place and didnât get anything. The guy wouldnât give them the money.
It was a good thing it didnât happen on their first job. They would have quit. The guy was Armenian, a little bald-headed, excitable Armenian who ran a party store. No liquor, but imported beer and wine and expensive gourmet items, and the store was in a good location, out North Woodward near Bloomfield Hills. They went in on a Saturday night at ten. Frank took out his Python and Stick turned the OPEN sign around to CLOSED and pulled the shade down on the glass door.
Right away the little Armenian said, âWhat do you want to do this to me for? I never done nothing to you. I never saw you before.â He stood there with his hands raised in the air.
Frank said, âSir, put your hands down, will you?â
âI donât want this happening to me,â the Armenian said in his high, excitable voice. âSince I move out here it never happen before. Never. Good people live out here. Why arenât you good people? You donât have to do this to me.â
âIt wonât hurt at all, you do what I tell you,â Frank said. âYou understand? Now put your fucking hands down!â
Stick found the guyâs wife in the back room,
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