together, the more jumbled they get,â I sighed. Without thinking, I stood up and banged my foot against the pail. Suds sloshed all over the floor.
âDinah, letâs go out to the pool,â called Madge from the kitchen.
âBe right there,â I called back. Grabbing a spare towel, I swiped at the spilled suds.
I peeked round the corner. Madge was carrying a platter of gleaming fruit and creamy cheese wedges out to the deck.
Some chores were made to be shortened. There was no need to lug this pail downstairs to the Urstadsâ laundry room when I could just as easily chuck the soapsuds out the front door. Heck, the porch and stairs could use a good wash.
With Talbotâs electric-guitar version of âSweet Sueâ in my head, I sang, âWithout you, dear, I donât know what Iâd do!â
Who said household chores had to be dull? Just whistle while you work. Or, in my case, belt out while you work.
My head tipped back, and singing at the top of my lungs, I pulled open the front door. With a vigorous heave, I tossed out the pailâs contents.
âAAAGGGHHH!â
I left âSweet Sueâ dangling somewhere in the high notes. Before me, Sylvester Sloan was sopping like a pile of seaweed.
âWas this really necessary?â Sylvester asked sadly. His long, thin hands flipped back the top of his steno pad, then twisted and wrung out the sodden pages.
âEr â sorry.â
âThatâs quite a singing voice you have,â Sylvester informed me through dripping strands of hair. âWhat did you say your name was?â
I told him, but rubbed my hand over my upper lip so that the syllables came out garbled. My agent, Mr. Wellman, was always warning me to avoid bad publicity. I had a feeling he wouldnât appreciate headlines about me nearly drowning reporters.
âAt least you wonât have to shower for a while,â I joked lamely. âWhat brings you here, anyhow, Sylvester?â
The Bugle reporter squelched past me and into the Urstadsâ marble foyer. âGot a tip about another sign being posted on Rowenaâs lawn,â he said. Now he was craning round to examine the dining room. âHuh! Been painting, I see.â
âMy sisterâs creating a mural,â I said, wishing Sylvester would leave.
Instead he took his time scanning the now totally white wall. âOh, yeah? Whatâs she gonna call itâ âPolar bears in a snowstormâ?â Beneath his Bugle â your darn-tootinâ neigh borhood newspaper T-shirt, Sylvesterâs bony shoulders shook with laughter.
And Iâd thought my joke was lame. âSylvester, this time youâre two days late on your tip about Rowena. What gives? Another visit to your mom?â
âA cold,â Sylvester sighed. He took a wet Kleenex from a drenched shorts pocket, blew his nose into it and stuffed it back again. âI was off, so didnât get the voice-mail message till today. But, yeah, he or she âthe voice is so high-pitched I canât tell â left the message all right. Say, do you have a towel I could borrow?â
I barely heard him. Rowenaâs anonymous caller had a high-pitched voice too. I bet the caller and the tipster were one and the same.
âThe strategy could be, dump cats on her doorstep, leave eyesores on her lawn and generally make her appear to be a neighborhood nuisance,â I murmured. âNot to mention tipping off the Bugle each time one of these things happens. Itâs all a campaign to embarrass Rowena into leaving the neighborhood, but why?â
âOh, youâre one of those bright children,â Sylvester groaned, rolling his eyes. âJust my luck. I ask for a towel and I get theories.â He sneezed. âIâll tell you what I really need, though.â
âA dry Kleenex?â
âA crooked politician.â Tucking his steno pad under an arm, Sylvester wrung out his
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