dripping bangs. Luckily Madge had covered the Urstadsâ gleaming pinewood floor with plastic. âWhere are the crooked politicians when you need them? How long do I keep getting assigned stories about pranksters? Whereâs my big break in journalism?â
âTry searching for it outside,â said Madge acidly. Sheâd entered the dining room quietly to find out, I guess, what was taking me so long. When there was food available, I didnât normally keep her waiting.
âWe donât approve of intruders,â Madge informed Sylvester, her blue eyes narrowed and dangerous. She held up one of the Urstadsâ portable phones. âGet out, or Iâm dialing 911.â
âMadge, meet Sylvester Sloan,â I said hastily. âSylvester shows up when anything disastrous happens.â
Madgeâs brow cleared. âOh, a reporter . Well, we have no disasters happening here, unless you count my failed attempt at a mural, so if you wouldnât mind ââ
âIâd never mind,â Sylvester breathed. Gaping at my sister, he whispered, âAphrodite, rising from the foam,â and gave a heavy lovesick sigh.
Huh? Foam? Madge had been in the pool, that was all. She had a thick white towel wrapped round her bathing suit, and her burnished red hair was tied up in a wet ponytail. Comparing Madge to a goddess was a bit of a stretch.
I waved a hand in front of Sylvesterâs goggling face. âDo you read me ⦠Repeat, do you read meâ¦â
Startled, Sylvester stepped sideways â and into the puddle heâd created by wringing out his bangs. He slipped, andâ splat ! Sylvester hit the wallâs wet paint. Now he had a fat white stripe down one side.
âSylvester, you look like a confused skunk,â Madge observed, and she and I burst into unkind laughter.
Bored by yet another gawky admirer, Madge returned to the pool. However, I felt a bit sorry for Sylvester, so I walked him out to the Bugle car. It was the least I could do.
Some kids playing hockey on the street jeered at him; a couple of cars slowed so their drivers could stare and snicker.
âMaybe Mom was right: Journalism isnât the career for me,â mourned Sylvester, tossing his steno pad on the driverâs seat. It landed with a squelch ! âI toldja how she always thought I should go into insurance. Yâknow, selling door-to-door.â He slid into the car, transferring a good portion of his white streak onto the driverâs seat.
âBut then youâd have to wear a business suit and look smooth and efficient,â I pointed out. âSomehow I canât picture you being smooth and efficient.
âAnyhow,â I continued, leaning on the open driverâs window, âyou do have a talent for showing up after disasters.â I surveyed his drenched hair and smothered a laugh. âWhen not actually participating in them.â
âThatâs true.â Sylvester cheered up a bit. âEvery time something happens at Rowenaâs, Iâm on it like an ant on picnic food.â
A slow ant sometimes, I thought, but didnât say this aloud. Instead I remarked, âYou also showed up the time something happened at the Urstadsâ. â I could tell Sylvester yearned to leave. He was fidgeting with the car keys, and his Adamâs apple bobbed agitatedly. But I didnât want him to go, not yet.
âThe hang-glider crash, for example,â I elaborated. â That happened at the Urstadsâ. â
âHuh? So there was a hang glider. Well, it was supposed to happen at Rowenaâs,â Sylvester said crossly. He shoved in the ignition key.
ââSupposed toâ?â I reached over and pulled the key out. Iâm one of those behaviorally challenged kids. âWhat do you mean?â
âI mean the high-pitched tipster,â Sylvester said crossly. He grabbed the key ring and we had a mini-tug-of-war.
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