lid lift, maybe a nose job if I can afford it.â
âThen start at the top. I think heâs done everybody whoâs anybody in Boston, not to mention a lot of movie people who donât want to be outed by the Hollywood paparazzi.â
âYeah, and Iâll probably be sixty-five before I can get an appointment.â
âUse my name.â
The waitress came to take their orders, and they each asked for a glass of Chardonnay. Dana ordered a Caesar salad topped with grilled shrimp, and Lanie ordered a grilled fillet of arctic char. âIsnât that an endangered species?â Dana asked.
âProbably, because this is Newbury Street not Harvard Square.â
They were surrounded by young suburbanites in town for lunch and people-gazing, young professionals off from work, and chain-smoking Euro college kids, most dressed in tight black. âEver notice that the older you get the more youâre aware of all the twenty-somethings inhabiting the world?â
âYeah, and I hate them.â The waitress returned with their drinks. âTo makeovers,â Lanie said, raising her glass.
âBut I havenât decided anything.â
âYou will.â
Dana took a sip of wine then removed her sunglasses and surreptitiously pulled up her eyelids. âWhat do you think?â
Lanie lowered her own sunglasses. âYou just took ten years off your face. Go for it.â
âAnd the nose?â
Lanie whispered, âYou want the Godâs honest truth?â
âMaybe not.â
âWell, thatâs all I see. Youâve got a beautiful face and this distraction in the middle of it. Sorry, but it doesnât belong on your face. Period. Get rid of it and youâll be drop-dead gorgeous.â
Lanieâs brutal honesty was part of her carpe diem charm. Unlike Dana, she was not conflicted over cosmetic augmentation. Over the last eight years she had had a brow lift, upper and lower lid lifts, and a lower face-lift that tightened her jawline. She also had regular Botox treatments and microabrasion therapy, giving her skin a fresh suppleness.
âIâm thinking of getting lipo on my belly.â
Lipo, not liposuction. Already the procedures had nickname familiarity. âYou think you really need it?â
Lanie dropped her hands below table level and grabbed a handful of flesh. âAt least two inches.â
Danaâs head filled with TV images of masked doctors ramming large suction tubes into womenâs bellies. It looked so violent. âDidnât you just get an elliptical machine?â
âThat was Carlâs idea. I hate the thing. In five minutes Iâm exhausted.â
âWhat about your treadmill?â
âTerminal boredom. Look, Iâm not like you. I hate jogging, I hate working out. I admit Iâm weak, going for the quick fix and all. But, screw it.â Then she leaned forward again. âI bet you half the women at this placeâand maybe some menâhave had cosmetic work, including the Euro and Latin club kids. In fact, where they come from they start in their teensânose jobs, boob jobs, butt jobs, tummy tucks, lipo, you name it. Itâs like going to the hair salon for them.â
âThatâs insane.â
âI agree, but itâs happening. Look, for four thousand bucks you get a simple lid lift. Another six or seven you get the nose youâve always wanted. If you have the money, itâs a no-brainer, because youâll be happy. Even if you donât have it. Get a loan. You owe it to yourself. And do it now while youâre still young, while your skin is still elastic.â
âYoung enough for preventive surgery but too old to get a job. There is a God, and She doesnât own a mirror.â
âItâs not just the job thing. I think you have a moral obligation to yourself.â
âYouâre making aging sound like a sin.â
âWell, if you can do
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