across.
Uncle Marvin opens the door a crack and peers out at us. He has a long white mustache that droops over the corners of his mouth like a walrus, and a mop of unruly gray hair that looks like animals are living in it. He wears a ratty bathrobe over ancient striped yellow and blue pajamas, even though it is four thirty in the afternoon.
âHi, Uncle Marvin.â I step onto the porch and hold out my claw. Instead of shaking it, my uncle just stands there looking quizzically at me. His mouth hangs open. It always does. Thatâs why everyone in my family refers to him as âMarvin the Mouth Breather.â
âDoes your uncleâs mouth always hang down like that?â Lucille whispers.
âOnly when he breathes,â I reply.
âWho is it, Marv?â Aunt Harrietâs booming voice rumbles through the house like distant thunder.
âItâs your mutant dinosaur nephew and some of his pals,â Uncle Marvin calls back. âHeâs even bigger than I remembered. Come have a look-see.â Uncle Marvin sneezes so loudly it hurts my earflaps.
âWe were wondering if you would mind answering a few questions, Mr. OâConnorââ Sam begins.
Before Uncle Marvin has a chance to reply, Aunt Harriet appears behind him in the doorway. A short, round woman with a beak-like nose and tiny black eyes, she says, âIf you kids came over to wish me happy birthday, youâre three days early.â
âWe just stopped by to ask a few questions, Aunt Harriet.â
âMy, oh my!â my aunt exclaims. âLook at you, Charlie. Youâre getting greener and slimier every day.â
Sam and Lucille shoot me quick âwhatâs up with your weird aunt?â looks.
âYeah,â Uncle Marvin says unenthusiastically. âHe sure is.â He sneezes again. Harriet hands him a Kleenex.
âDid anybody ever tell you that you look just like your grandmother Nana Wallabird, may she rest in peace?â Aunt Harriet shuffles onto the porch to get a closer look at me. âSame eyes. Same sloping forehead. And just look at that tail.â She shakes her head approvingly. âHeâs a Wallabird all right, isnât he, Marv?â
âYou took the words right out of my mouth,â Uncle Marvin replies.
âWell, donât just stand there, Charlie,â Aunt Harriet orders. âHug your old auntie.â She opens her arms and throws them around me, squeezing me so tightly I can hardly catch my breath.
âGreat to see you too, Aunt Harriet.â I gasp for air as I disentangle myself from her grasp.
âSay, I remember you kids!â Aunt Harriet eyes Sam and Lucille. âYou must be . . . Lucille. And of course youâre Sam. I could never forget that fake nose ring! Come on in, everybody. Iâll get you a nice hot cup of lemon verbena.â
âIâm afraid we canât stay very long, Aunt Harriet.â I step back on the little porch. It sags under my enormous weight. âWe just wanted to ask a few questions about Uncle Marvinâs robbery, if thatâs okay.â
âBe my guest.â Aunt Harriet cocks her head to one side and listens attentively.
âCan you describe the person who stole your bag of shoes, Mr. OâConnor?â Lucille asks.
âLike I told the police, whoever took those things went to great pains to avoid being seen. I didnât even catch a glimpse of the guy.â
âAre you absolutely sure of that, sir?â Lucille asks.
âAs sure as Iâm standing here,â my uncle answers.
âMarv always tells the truth, Lucille,â my aunt says. âYou can depend on Marv OâConnor like you can depend on it to rain on your new shoes. If you have any.â She points at my bare flippers and chuckles.
âCan you describe the exact circumstances of the robbery, Mr. OâConnor?â Sam asks.
âWhy make such a big fuss about a bunch of
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