ones. âWeâre planes with engine trouble. Whoa, weâre falling straight down the mountaaaiiiinnnâ¦!â
âKer-ash!â I shouted. I removed my sweater and tossed it on a nearby seat, the better to free up my arms for enjoying the plane-in-peril experience.
âBLEECCHH.â
Pantelli was barfing into the lid of his Treevial Pursuit box. âI knew coming up to the observation dome was a mistake,â he said glumly.
A rubbery, stem-like forefinger zoomed toward Pantelliâs face. â You are a mistake,â Beanstalk informed him, in a tone dripping with icicles.
All three of us jumped. Beanstalk sure moved stealthily, like some sort of mobile elastic band.
Sniffing, the conductor surveyed Talbot and me with equal scorn. âPlane trouble, indeed. More like brain trouble.â
Beanstalk ordered everyone out of the observation dome. âEvacuate!â he commanded pompously. âCleaning crew!â he called down the stairs.
âBut I aimed and shot squarely in here,â Pantelli objected, showing Beanstalk the box lid and its, er, contents.
Back in the games car, we jammed into the booth with Madge and jabbered about Beanstalkâs unreasonableness. âA tiny barfing incident,â I complained.
Talbot, grimacing down at the lid Pantelli was holding out, said, âMaybe itâs time to get rid of that. Iâm not sure we need forensic evidence.â
Madge was occupied in staring at her laptop, which sheâd plugged into an Internet outlet. âNo messages from Jack,â she said mournfully, as Pantelli trotted off to drop the box lid in a garbage can. âI canât understand it. I mean, weâve now been apart for seventeen hours and twenty-three minutes. This isnât like Jack.â
Talbot, Pantelli and I shrugged at each other. These lovebirds were a whole different breed. âRepeatedly clicking Get Mail wonât help,â I advised Madge.
âTons of messages from Mother and Geneva Rinaldi, though.â Madge clicked on one. âTheyâve appointed eight new bridesmaids. Hereâs what Geneva says: âMatilda French of Charlottetown insists on lime green bridesmaidsâ dresses, the better to show off her new, Emerald City-themed arm tattoos.ââ
With a sigh, my sister took up her sketchpad again. I slid her laptop in front of me to check my own e-mail. Specifically for an update from Mother about Ardle.
Heâs too weak to do more than mumble, but his colorâs improved , sheâd written . The doctors are hopeful.
I bashed out a message to Mother with questions to ask Ardle. Make him tell you who the king is, I wrote. And no, I donât want to explain what Iâm talking about.
Talbot and Pantelli had got chess pieces from a steward and were already jockeying pawns and knights on the chessboard tabletop. âWanna play?â Talbot invited. âYou and I could take on Pantelli, master chess player of Lord Bithersby elementary.â
âNo, thatâs okay,â I said. Chess, I thought. That involves a type of king. But Ardle could have been referring to almost anything. Chess king, card kingâeven Alaska king crab. Maybe Ardle was chasing a valuable recipe!
But there was no chess piece, card or recipe in the envelope, I reminded myself. Which brought us back to the elk stamp. Was the elk possibly considered the king of the Canadian north?
Right, Dinah. The elk .
Still, you never could be sure. I Googled âelkâ and âstamp.â
Did you mean the Elvis Presley Commemorative Stamp? Google asked helpfully.
âI have no idea,â I replied out loud in a cross voice. Elvis: another king I hadnât thought of.
Talbot and Pantelli, engrossed in their game, didnât hear. Madge, doodling wildflowers in her sketchbook, cast me a brief sad-eyed glance. She had the Jack blues. Noticing that Iâd typed âelk,â she began drawing one. A