Angelsâ mission in any way at all. But he wasnât. In fact, he looked resigned, maybe even grim, as he rose out of a chair in the back and trudged forward to stand beside Sharyn. Once there, the giant kid towered over the Boss Angelâat least half a foot taller and maybe a hundred pounds heavier.
But I knew she could kick his ass.
Fact was, we probably all could.
Before he had gotten his Eyes, Dave Burger had been a force to be reckoned with in his neighborhood. A local fighter, even a bully. But here in this world of the walking dead with its very real dangers, heâd found out quickly that he lacked the speed andâsorry, Daveâthe smarts to stand up against kids half his size whoâd been trained in what Sharyn called âstreet karate.â
But here he was, and I couldnât help but wonder why.
Eyeing the Burgermeister up, Sharyn hastily screwed the needle off the end of her syringe.
âThere!â she announced, showing everyone her handiwork. âHarmless. Hot Dog, stand right there. Now turn a little soâs everyone can see your front. Cool! Just like that. Nowâ¦â
The Boss Angel addressed us, âLast night, I had old Vader with me and used that to convince the Deaderâs arms to be elsewhere. That made stickinâ him a whole lot easier. Yâall wonât have that advantage, so thereâs a number of ways you can play it.
âFirst, you can come up at âem from the front. Hot Dog, I want you to do your best to tag me. Donât hold back, dig?â
âI guess,â he muttered. Then, as if reaching some internal decision, he came forward suddenly and swung his meaty fist at Sharynâs head.
She ducked smoothly under it.
He swung the other fist, a sweeping haymaker that, if it had landed, would probably have knocked the girlâs head right off her shoulders.
Sharyn moved as though made of liquid, weaving under the arcing arm, sidestepped, and, with Dave momentarily off balance, drove her fistâwith the syringe in itâhard into the Burgermeisterâs belly. Then she made a show of hammering down the plunger with her thumb.
He gasped and doubled over as Sharyn jumped back about six feet.
âKill!â she announced. âStick, plunge, and back off. Itâs that simple.â
Dave straightened, more surprised than hurt by the blow.
âThanks, Hot Dog. Yâall see where that hit? Right above the navel. Nothing behind there but soft stuff. Now let me show you the rear attack.â She motioned to Dave, twirling her finger.
Sighing, he turned obediently around.
âThis is trickier,â she admitted. âFrom the front, you got this whole section hereâ¦from the solar plexus to the pelvic bone. From the back, though, the sweet spotâs smaller and a little harder to nail. You want to hold the Ritter like thisââshe flipped the syringe over in her hand so the business end, needleless, stuck out of the top of her fist instead of the bottomââthen itâs about quiet. Donât count on a Corpse showing you his back in combat. The only way youâre likely to get a chance like this if you sneak up on his smelly butt.â
She made a show of creeping up on Dave, who fidgeted nervously, knowing what was coming.
âWhen you hit, use both handsâone to stick and one to plunge. Like this.â
Sharyn rammed the syringe into Daveâs lower right side, making him wince. Then, shifting her weight, she hammered in the plunger with the heel of her other hand. A second later, she was six feet away again.
âYou want to make the hit just above the kidney. Too high and you scrape a rib. Too low and you hit the hip bone. You can go for the butt, but Steve-O says the juice needs a lot longer to work in fat than it does in muscle or tissue.â She grinned. âQuestions?â
Chuck asked. âHow many Deaders have you nailed this way?â
âFour,â
Clare Wright
Richard E. Crabbe
Mysty McPartland
Sofia Samatar
Veronica Sloane
Stanley Elkin
Jude Deveraux
Lacey Wolfe
Mary Kingswood
Anne Perry