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CHAPTER TWELVE
Tuesday at School
J IMMY KNEW HE WAS OFF to a bad start at school when, that morning, he found a handwritten note in his desk that said, âHi, Saint Jamesâ Super Christian.â It was Tonyâs handwriting.
At lunch, Jimmy decided to eat by himself. Tony and Brad had other plans and sat down with him.
âSo, howâs the preaching, Super Christian?â Tony asked.
Brad chuckled.
âLeave me alone,â Jimmy said.
âOh, come on, Jimmy. Quit being so serious,â Tony said.
âThen quit teasing me,â Jimmy said.
âOkay, Saint James, I wonât tease you anymore.â
Jimmy scowled at Tony.
âWe really wanna know more about all this church stuff,â Tony said, barely keeping the smirk off his face.
Brad leaned close and added, âAre you gonna start wearing one of those white collars like the priests do?â
âHeâll wear a blue shirt with a big S in the middle of it,â Tony said. âFor Super Christian ! â Then Tony sang the Superman theme and stretched out his arms as if he were flying around the table.
Jimmy tried to remember the verse his grandmother had written in the front of his Bible. âDonât let people look down on youâ¦. Be an example and behave,â or something like that. He stuffed the last of his sandwich into his mouth and got up to leave.
Tony grabbed his arm. âDonât you wanna pray before you go?â he asked with a laugh.
Brad said, âIsnât he supposed to dismiss us with a hymn or something?â
Jimmy jerked his arm away and said through his mouthful of sandwich, âJust leave me alone!â
As he marched away, he heard Brad ask, âWhat did he say?â
Tony laughed again and said, âI think he said to weave him a home. â
Jimmy tried to figure out why Tony was being so obnoxious. Okay, so Jimmy had become a Christian. Why did that make Tony so mean? Just a few days ago, they were best friends. Now Tony acted as if they were enemies. What was going on?
Since there was still some lunchtime left, Jimmy walked out to the playground. On the dodgeball court, he saw Jack and Oscar, with Lucy standing nearby, talking to a group of girls. Jimmy didnât know any of them very well, except that Jack and Lucy went to his church. He wasnât sure about Oscar. Maybe he should try to be friends with them now that he was a Christian.
He was thinking about going over to talk to them when he heard an approaching hissing noise, like air coming out of a balloon. He turned around just as Tony and Brad, arms outstretched, raced around him like two Superboys. They hissed through their teeth to make it sound as if they were flying through the air.
âItâs Super Christian!â Tony announced. âFaster than a speeding Bible!â
âAble to leap tall churches in a single bound!â Brad said.
âItâs a birdâ¦. â
âItâs a planeâ¦. â
âGo away!â Jimmy shouted.
âItâs Super Christian!â they yelled together as they circled around and around him.
Jimmy tried to move past them, but they stayed with him no matter where he tried to go. âCut it out!â Jimmy shouted at Tony.
âSuper Christian! Super Christian!â Tony said over and over.
Finally, Jimmy had had enough and stuck out a leg to trip one of them. He caught Bradâs foot. Brad spun to the ground, landing in a way that knocked the wind out of him.
Tony nearly tripped over the ashen Brad, but he caught himself in time. He angrily pushed Jimmy. âWhatâre you doing, Super Christian?â
Tony demanded. âSuper Christians arenât supposed to make people trip.â
âLeave me alone,â Jimmy said through clenched teeth.
âMake me,â Tony said and pushed Jimmy again.
âGo away.â
âWhatâre you gonna do, cry like you almost did yesterday? Huh, Super
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