impersonation of someone whoâs a lot more than half-educated.â âThank you. But thatâs only bluff.â âI see. So what happened when you left university?â âI came to London to seek fame and fortune.â âAndâ¦?â âAnd Iâm still working on it. In both departments.â âFame?â he asked. âAs what?â âDonât laugh. At the start I had some idea of going in for modelling. Or even acting. Remember I was still only nineteen.â âIâm not laughing. Not at all. And now?â âI think Iâd like to write. Steamy adventures of a young gay down from the provinces. Tasting life in the big city.â âAnd planning to remain?â âOh very much so. Didnât someone once say that if youâre tired of London you must be tired of life?â âYes good old Doctor Johnson. But that was before traffic pollution and mobile telephones andâI thinkâMiss Shirley Bassey.â (Here I ought to say that Miss Bassey had long since been replaced by Liza Minnelli and Abba, several songs from Abba, and now by another ladyââJerry Sothern,â said Bradâwho was plaintively asking if sheâd recognize the light in his eyes/which no other eyes reveal/or shall I pass him by/and never realize/that he was my ⦠ideal? For some reason the wistful quality of the singerâs voice or the poignancy of the lyric itself, with all its emphasis onâaccording to Bradâthe haphazardness of fate, had briefly attracted the attention of us both.) âThis young gay down from the provinces though: how does he manage to get by?â âHe stacks the shelves at Price-As-You-Like-It. In Cricklewood Lane.â âAh. And Iâm sure it doesnât get much steamier than that.â He nodded towards my nearly empty glass. âSame again?â âThis time it has to be my turn.â But he was already on his feet. âLetâs wait until that novel of yours hits the bestseller lists.â âBrad I didnât say it was a novel.â (Though it was of course.) âI suspect you have this fearful habit of jumping to conclusions.â He laughed. âYour own personal adventures then? Less truthful than fiction yet far more imaginative. Come onâtell me I sound like a very poor imitation of Oscar Wilde.â âOh I wouldnât be so impolite. Why would you accuse me of being that?â âMaybe because I jump to conclusions; and maybe because I get the feeling youâre someone who would, almost automatically, keep a person on his toes.â âQuite frightening in fact?â âNo. I think Iâd be more inclined to call it â¦â But the right word didnât come to him immediately; and whilst he was searching for it I swiftly rose and preceded him to the bar. The thing was I didnât want him to believe I was simply on the take ⦠even if at least to some extent I knew I was. (The proper study of mankind is man was something else I remembered somebody had once said.) We had been talking for longer than it might appear and Brad had already paid for our first two rounds; at least I had sufficient money to buy a couple of Glenfiddichs and still with any luck have bus fare home. (He mustnât think that I was going to be too easy. I had no intention of letting him get me into bed that night.) Yet he caught up with me well before I had a chance to place my order. â⦠bracing,â he informed me with a grin. âLook. Itâs getting late and I havenât eaten yet. What about you? Letâs transfer this meeting to a restaurant.â âI had a sandwich earlierââ âA growing boy needs more than just a sandwich.â A growing boy did. And anyway that sandwich now seemed a long time ago: before Jonathan had unexpectedly turned up in what was clearly confrontational mood.