asked.
âDad,â I tried to explain, âit has to be dark. Weâre just about to open the haunted house. See, we decided to build it and . . .â
âI know,â he interrupted. âEmily told me all about it. Nevertheless, I need the lights on.â
âBut lights and ghosty things just donât go together.â
âDo you see this?â my dad said, holding up a white plastic bag. âIt contains the brand-new edition of the New York Times Big Book of Crossword Puzzles . I have been waiting for this to come out for two months. Now tell me, Hank, how can I read the clues in the dark?â
âDad, I canât believe youâre thinking about crossword puzzles tonight. This is H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N. As in an eight-letter word for scary fun holiday.â
âHank, Halloween has nine letters.â
Is my dad a total spelling machine, or what?
I tried to explain that we needed the living room totally dark for the haunted house, but my dad just wasnât in a listening mood. Luckily, my mom must have overheard our conversation. She waltzed into the living room, hooked her arm in his, and flashed me this little wink she does with her left eye. Maybe itâs her right eye. You know I canât tell the difference. It didnât matter, because that wink meant she had a plan.
âCome in the kitchen, Stanley,â she said. âIâve got a nice cauliflower-and-beet stew for usâand your favorite mechanical pencil is just waiting for you in the kitchen.â
âSounds like my kind of evening,â my dad said. Without even a backward glance, my mom waltzed into the kitchen with my dad.
Randi Zipzer, you are a rock star!
I didnât even have time to say thanks because there it was again. The doorbell. This time I knew it had to be Heather Payne. Or maybe Luke Whitman.
Oh boy, the fun was about to start!
CHAPTER 16
âCOMING!â I heard myself holler.
Oh no. That voice wouldnât do. It sounded exactly like me.
âComing!â I repeated in my deepest, creepiest voice. âThe spirits are preparing to let you in!â
Oh yes. That was much better.
Ashley dashed back into the haunted house and stuck her head through the hole in the cardboard. I was on my way to the front door but stopped halfway. I turned, ran back to Ashley, and blasted a few last-minute squirts of ketchup on her cheeks. If I didnât know better myself, I wouldâve thought she was nothing more than a bloody head on a plate. I threw the napkin over her head.
âHank, the flashlight!â she whispered.
I handed it to her. Frankie took his position at the spider fishing pole and flashed me the okay sign. I went to the front door, turning on the tape recorder just before I got there. The apartment echoed with the sounds of Frankieâs moans and groans.
I opened the door just a crack.
âDo you dare enter the chamber of fear?â I growled.
There was silence on the other side of the door, so I went for it even more.
âCome in at your own risk. Ghosts and goblins await you.â Then I let out a really crazed laugh.
âMommy!â a little voice cried. âI want to go home!â
That didnât sound like Heather Payne. And it sure didnât sound like Luke Whitman. Besides, there was no bad smell coming through the crack in the door. Luke doesnât like to take baths too often.
âTyler,â a womanâs voice said. âItâs your friend Hank. Heâs just pretending to be scary.â
âNo, he isnât,â said the little voice. âHeâs really scary, and Iâm scared of all scary things!â
Oh no. It was Tyler King, the five-year-old who lives on our floor. Heâs the last person on earth Iâd want to scare. I flicked on the lights and opened the door all the way.
âSee, Tyler, itâs just me, Hank!â I said.
âIâm not Tyler,â he whimpered, still
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