mistress says she met with you last evening, Mr de Selby.’ He gives Tim a pained look, and Tim nods sympathetically. I wonder what Ankous say about their bosses when they’re not around. Hell, Morrigan ran over Mr D with an SUV. Maybe we push them to it.
‘Yes, we had an interesting chat.’
‘Unfortunately, since I have not been appraised of your
chat
,’ another pained look in Tim’s direction, ‘I can only tell you what it is that I was briefed on, and hope that our topics of conversation are in some way sympathetic.’
He opens his folder, extracts a single sheet of paper, and slides it towards me, pushing aside a half-dozenunopened envelopes, a Mars Bar wrapper, and a scrunched up packet of salt and vinegar chips. We all jump back a little when a cockroach scurries out of the chip packet. Tim whacks it with a packet of envelopes, misses, and the insect’s off and running towards a distant corner of the room. Tim glances at me. OK, so I need to clean up a little. Cerbo doesn’t say a word (his pursed lips and raised eyebrows are enough) and deposits the sheet of paper in front of me.
The number 10 is written across the sheet in black marker.
I look from it, to Cerbo, then to Tim, then back to the paper. I shrug. ‘And this means what? You’re shifting to the metric system?’
Cerbo gives out a rather theatrical sigh, as though it’s painfully obvious what the number represents. ‘That, Mr de Selby, is the number of Pomps Ms Whitman is willing to add to your ranks from her own.’
I raise an eyebrow and lean across the desk, my elbow crunching down on the chip packet. ‘And what is expected of me if I accept?’
Cerbo clears his throat, makes a little nervous gesture with his hands as though he’s shooing away flies. ‘Time, Mr de Selby. You are to give her your time. An hour for each Pomp. Ten hours, in total, of your undivided attention, before the Death Moot begins.’
‘It’s a generous offer,’ I say.
Cerbo’s lips curl in a grimace. ‘It is more than generous. Ms Whitman doesn’t want you to fail inyour work. Power vacuums are something of a danger in this business.’
‘And what do you think the odds are of that?’
Cerbo doesn’t answer. ‘I’ll consider it,’ I say.
I get the feeling that he was expecting a response, and an enthusiastically positive one, at that. But I’m not ready to answer, and Cerbo can tell. He’s disappointed, and not all of that seems to be about going home to his RM empty-handed.
He dons his hat. Slips his folder beneath his arm, and stands. ‘Don’t be
too
long in considering it. That may be regarded as an insult.’
I nod. ‘I am aware of that. Believe me, I’ve no desire to put anyone’s nose out of joint. But this is my region, and I’ll take as long as I need.’
He glances at Tim. Tim shrugs and gives him his most ‘my boss is crazy’ look. Cerbo sighs again. ‘Good day, gentlemen.’
He shifts, and there’s nothing but air filling the space he’s left. The sheet of paper flutters on my desk, the Mars Bar wrapper falls to the floor.
‘How the hell did he do that?’ Tim asks enviously.
‘I don’t know.’ I throw my hands up in the air, and the throne tips. Both it and me end up on the ground.
Tim laughs.
My face burning, I get to my feet. The chair looks very smug. Bloody throne. I drop back in it, heavily. ‘You told me you’d do the talking.’
‘Sometimes listening is better than talking.’
I want to say that he knows nothing of listening, that he knows nothing of the things I can hear, of the things bodies tell me – beating hearts and closing veins, the stealthy drift of a clot towards the brain. But I’m just not that petulant.
‘You did good, I think,’ Tim says. ‘The game’s started. Opening gambit, all that shit.’
‘Whose game are we playing?’
‘It was never going to be ours, at the beginning. Someone else had to make the first move. We’re too new. We don’t even know what pieces
‘Yes, we had an interesting chat.’
‘Unfortunately, since I have not been appraised of your
chat
,’ another pained look in Tim’s direction, ‘I can only tell you what it is that I was briefed on, and hope that our topics of conversation are in some way sympathetic.’
He opens his folder, extracts a single sheet of paper, and slides it towards me, pushing aside a half-dozenunopened envelopes, a Mars Bar wrapper, and a scrunched up packet of salt and vinegar chips. We all jump back a little when a cockroach scurries out of the chip packet. Tim whacks it with a packet of envelopes, misses, and the insect’s off and running towards a distant corner of the room. Tim glances at me. OK, so I need to clean up a little. Cerbo doesn’t say a word (his pursed lips and raised eyebrows are enough) and deposits the sheet of paper in front of me.
The number 10 is written across the sheet in black marker.
I look from it, to Cerbo, then to Tim, then back to the paper. I shrug. ‘And this means what? You’re shifting to the metric system?’
Cerbo gives out a rather theatrical sigh, as though it’s painfully obvious what the number represents. ‘That, Mr de Selby, is the number of Pomps Ms Whitman is willing to add to your ranks from her own.’
I raise an eyebrow and lean across the desk, my elbow crunching down on the chip packet. ‘And what is expected of me if I accept?’
Cerbo clears his throat, makes a little nervous gesture with his hands as though he’s shooing away flies. ‘Time, Mr de Selby. You are to give her your time. An hour for each Pomp. Ten hours, in total, of your undivided attention, before the Death Moot begins.’
‘It’s a generous offer,’ I say.
Cerbo’s lips curl in a grimace. ‘It is more than generous. Ms Whitman doesn’t want you to fail inyour work. Power vacuums are something of a danger in this business.’
‘And what do you think the odds are of that?’
Cerbo doesn’t answer. ‘I’ll consider it,’ I say.
I get the feeling that he was expecting a response, and an enthusiastically positive one, at that. But I’m not ready to answer, and Cerbo can tell. He’s disappointed, and not all of that seems to be about going home to his RM empty-handed.
He dons his hat. Slips his folder beneath his arm, and stands. ‘Don’t be
too
long in considering it. That may be regarded as an insult.’
I nod. ‘I am aware of that. Believe me, I’ve no desire to put anyone’s nose out of joint. But this is my region, and I’ll take as long as I need.’
He glances at Tim. Tim shrugs and gives him his most ‘my boss is crazy’ look. Cerbo sighs again. ‘Good day, gentlemen.’
He shifts, and there’s nothing but air filling the space he’s left. The sheet of paper flutters on my desk, the Mars Bar wrapper falls to the floor.
‘How the hell did he do that?’ Tim asks enviously.
‘I don’t know.’ I throw my hands up in the air, and the throne tips. Both it and me end up on the ground.
Tim laughs.
My face burning, I get to my feet. The chair looks very smug. Bloody throne. I drop back in it, heavily. ‘You told me you’d do the talking.’
‘Sometimes listening is better than talking.’
I want to say that he knows nothing of listening, that he knows nothing of the things I can hear, of the things bodies tell me – beating hearts and closing veins, the stealthy drift of a clot towards the brain. But I’m just not that petulant.
‘You did good, I think,’ Tim says. ‘The game’s started. Opening gambit, all that shit.’
‘Whose game are we playing?’
‘It was never going to be ours, at the beginning. Someone else had to make the first move. We’re too new. We don’t even know what pieces
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