dead with her cheese grating and, unable to think of a comeback, forbade him to use that word.
âMom,â Belle said, âyour son isnât using the word pornographic in the sense that you think.â
âThe French are fed up with refinement and healthy eating,â Warren continued, âthatâs all they ever hear about. Steaming, boiled vegetables, grilled fish, fizzy water. Weâre going to free them from guilt, Mom, weâre going to give them fat and sugar â thatâs what they expect from us. Theyâre going to come and eat here as if they were going to a brothel.â
âWatch your language, boy! You wouldnât dare talk like that in front of your father.â
âDad agrees with me. I caught him playing the stupid American in Cagnes, and people were begging for more, he made them feel so clever.â
Maggie listened to her son holding forth as she continued to put the final touches to her Tex-Mex potato salad, toss the Caesar salad and drain the ziti before dropping them into the tomato sauce. Warren fished one out and tasted it, still boiling hot, from the giant transparent plastic salad bowl.
âThe pasta is perfect, Mom, but itâs going to betray us.â
â? . . .â
âTheyâll realize that we were Italians before we became American.â
Fred rolled into the kitchen with an air of abstraction. Warren and Maggie stopped talking. With the same gesture as his son, he picked at the pasta, chewed it carefully, nodded at his wife and asked her where the meat was that he was supposed to be cooking later. Not having chosen it himself, he half-heartedly inspected the merchandise, weighed up a few steaks and examined the mince. The fact was, he had left his study in order to give himself a little time to reflect on a passage he was finding particularly difficult.
The word I hate most in the world is âsorry.â Anyone thinks Iâm sorry, I shoot them on sight. The day I took the oath and shopped everyone, all those lawyers and judges would like to have seen me bow my head and beg for forgiveness. Theyâre worse than priests, those little judges. Me, regret anything about my life? If it was all to do again, Iâd do everything â EVERYTHING â the same, just avoiding a couple of traps at the end. Apparently, for the French, regretting is when the painter repaints his canvas. Well, letâs say thatâs what Iâve done, Iâve covered a masterpiece with a new layer and thatâs all the regretting Iâm going to do. A guy who regrets his life â heâs worse than an immigrant who doesnât feel any more at home in his new country than in the one heâs left behind. Me, Iâll never be at home again with my brother criminals, and honest folk wonât make space for me anywhere. Believe me, regrets are worse than anything.
Fred was getting in a muddle with his definition of regrets. He could see how clumsily he was expressing himself, but was unable to change anything. The parallel with his life was all too clear.
âIâll start the grill about six,â he said. âIâve got to finish my chapter.â
He went solemnly back to his veranda, which, tonight, would not be open to the public.
âHis chapter? What does he mean, exactly?â asked Warren.
âNo idea,â Maggie replied, âbut just for the sake of the survival of the human race, it might be better if no one ever found out.â
*
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