nod. I hadnât realized Dad even noticed Gillicut in the park. He didnât say anything. He never did come up with any advice for me.
âDoes that boy have anything to do with your South American beetle illness?â Mom asks.
âNo,â I say. âThere was this strange beetle yesterday that climbed on me and probably bit me.â
She pats my shoulder. âSounds like a twenty-four-hour sickness. Right?â
âI think so.â
âOkay. You can stay home. But what will you do all morning? I can be here, but I have a ton of bills to pay for the shop.â Suddenly I notice that my mom has lines around her mouth. Her hair is showing gray because she hasnât gone to the salon like she usually does.
âIâll play with my imaginary friend,â I tell her. âNo problem.â
She laughs.
* * *
Inkling cheats at Monopoly. But I beat him at Blokus.
âWolowitz,â he tells me as heâs reading the strategy tips. âI have news.â
âYou do?â
âSquash news.â
âDid you find some?â
âNot exactly.â
âDid you figure out how to get some?â
âKind of.â
ââCause it would be good for you to have some squash before tomorrow,â I say. âSo your strength is up for the big attack.â
âYeah, well. Squash in Brooklyn. Iâll believe that when I see it.â
âI thought you saidââ
âWolowitz,â interrupts Inkling. âI hate to tell you this, but after I save your life tomorrow, I gotta go.â
âWhat do you mean?â
He heaves a sigh. âThe squash problem. Itâs killing me. I told you I couldnât stay here without squash.â
âFor serious?â
âThereâs a pumpkin farm in upstate New York. Land oâ Pumpkins. I read about it in the paper.â
âOh.â I am in shock.
I feel dizzy.
Inkling is moving away.
Forever.
And not even against his will.
âDid you know thereâs a holiday called Halloween?â Inkling asks.
I nod.
âAnd on Halloween, human beings actually hollow out pumpkins and throw away all the yummy inside bits?â Inkling asks.
âIâve heard of that, yeah.â My voice comes out choked.
âWolowitz, I gotta get to this Land oâ Pumpkins. Iâm one of the last bandapats. If I donât eat squash regularly, Iâm gonna . . . You know Iâve only had that half a butternut since I got to Brooklyn.â
âI tried to get you squash. I really did.â
âI know. But itâs a serious situation. A pumpkin farm is a much better place for a bandapat than a squashless Brooklyn full of rootbeers.â
âDonât go,â I whisper.
âYouâll get over it,â Inkling says. âThis is not a life-or-death problem for you.â
âPlease, Inkling. Iâll try even harder.â
âWolowitz, youâve tried and youâve tried. Youâre just not a guy with a lot of squash. Itâs a fact youâve got to accept about yourself.â
âIâm so, so sorry,â I say.
âIâm sorry, too,â he says. âBut once Iâve paid the Hetsnickle, Iâm off to Land oâ Pumpkins. Itâs just the way itâs got to be.â
I excuse myself and go to the kitchen. I open the freezer and pull out a tub of Heath bar brownie ice cream. Itâs not even my favorite flavor, but I eat two bowls of it anyway before Mom comes in and makes me stop.
At noon Mom has to go to Big Round Pumpkin. Inkling and I tag along with her. I pretend to be sick in the overlook.
I lie on the floor up there in a fog. Inkling and I donât talk. I wouldnât even know he was there with me if it wasnât for an occasional cough from his favorite corner.
I read a book about volcanoes I got from the library.
I do my math homework.
I start drawing a picture of me and Inklingâonly
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