Nadiaâs hair stuff, but just to tease her I put the eyeliners in the cup where the toothbrushes live. Iâm only in there for a minute or two when I see the door swing.
Ha ha!
I pounce. Fur and muscle flail in my hands.
Ha ha again!
âLet go, you crazy human!â Inkling barks, wiggling madly.
I keep holding on. âIâm just going to look at you!â
âPut me down!â He twists and flails. âYouâre insulting my dignity!â
Ignoring his struggles, I put one hand under Inklingâs backside, and with the other I grab the scruff of his thick neck. Heâs kicking hard with his back feet, snorting. I know he has a right to be madâbut I canât stand it anymore.
I need to know what he looks like.
I need to know his face, the way I know the faces of my family. I need it now, before he leaves me for Land oâ Pumpkins. I need itâ todayâ because yesterday I was meaner than Iâve ever been to anyone; and âcause tomorrow, Gillicut may kill me.
Keeping tight hold of Inklingâs wiggling body, I climb onto a chair Iâve pushed in front of our medicine cabinet.
âMy teeth are by your neck, Wolowitz!â cries Inkling. âI can bite your neck if I want to! Bandapats have serious teeth!â
âBe quiet,â I whisper. âYou donât want Nadia coming in here.â
âMy serious teeth are right by your neck!â
But I know he wonât hurt me.
He would never hurt me. I trust Inkling completely, which is why I need to see him so badly. I lift his squirming body and: There we are, in the mirror.
Me, just how I always look.
Inkling, twitching and snapping.
Heâs reddish orange with black stripes around the neck. Big black eyes. Creamy white ears. Stripy rings down his fat tail.
His face isnât shifty or clever or content. Itâs . . . friendly. Even though heâs struggling in my arms.
âHank!â The door opens all the way, and Nadia is standing there.
I drop Inkling.
He scrabbles as he falls and grabs the back of the wooden chair.
It tips.
I tip.
We all three tip backward andâ
Bam!
The chair hits the Oatie Puffs bowl,
the cereal sprays across the room,
I land in the tub,
Inklingâs underneath me,
my head hits the tile,
Nadia shrieks,
the room spins,
Oatie Puffs rain down on usâ
and I am lying in pain in the tub, staring up at the shower head and feeling Inkling worm himself from under my legs. He heaves out and then I hear the soft click of claws going across the bathroom tile.
âAre you okay?â Nadia pulls me to a sitting position.
Everything aches.
Nadia inspects my head where I hit it. She strokes my hair. âI donât think youâre bleeding. Does it hurt? Are you going to cry? Poor Hank.â She puts her mouth on my head but doesnât exactly kiss.
âIâm okay,â I say, squirming. âIâm fine.â
âThen why were you standing on a chair?â She sounds mad now. âWhy were you yelling at the mirror?â
âIââ
âAnd why, why, why were you eating Oatie Puffs in the bathroom? Why canât you just watch TV like a normal person?â Nadia rakes her hand through her green hair. âWhy, Hank, why?â
âBecause Iâm not a normal person!â I scream. âIâm not. Why canât you just like that about me?â
Nadia doesnât answer. I climb out of the tub and stomp off to my room.
Inkling sulks in the laundry basket the rest of the evening. After my parents come home and Mom tucks me into bed, I try to make up with him.
I crawl into my closet so we can talk. âYouâre cute, you know.â I start with flattery.
âWhat, youâre surprised?â Inkling barks. âOf course Iâm cute.â
âI knew you were furry,â I say, âand very soft and nicely fluffy, butââ
âJust stop there. Donât
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