science-fiction novel Donovanâs Brain (1943) by Curt Siodmak, the egotistical William Pearl, reduced to what resembles a âgreat gray pulpy walnut,â will be free to luxuriate in a purely intellectual world, âable to reflect upon the ways of the world with a detachment and a serenity that no man had ever attained beforeâ linked to the outside world by a single, ghastly eye, the brain will even be able to peruse the London newspapers. But we know that William, or his brain, will not be treated with the wifely devotion William might have wished for, since Mary is perceived in broadly villainous strokes by a scientist-friend of her husband:
What a queer little woman this was, he thought, with her large eyes and her sullen, resentful air. Her features, which must have been quite pleasant once, had now gone completely. The mouth was slack, the cheeks loose and flabby, and the whole face gave the impression of having slowly but surely sagged to pieces through years and years of joyless married life.
Maryâs revenge too is one of comic-book simplicity: she will take her husbandâs brain away with her, and blow smoke rings into the permanently opened eye: âI just canât wait to get him home.â
This is the art, if âartâ is the appropriate term, of caricature that prefers to jab, stab, slash its subjects instead of attempting to present them with any degree of complexity or sympathy. Grotesque descriptions of flat, cartoon characters are Dahlâs stock-in-trade, intended perhaps to be amusing but often merely peculiar, as in this thumbnail sketch of a mildly deranged gentleman named Mr. Botibol:
He resembled, to an extraordinary degree, an asparagus. His long narrow stalk did not appear to have any shoulders at all; it merely tapered upwards, growing gradually narrower and narrower until it came to a kind of point at the top of the small bald head. He was tightly encased in a shiny blue double-breasted suit, and thisâ¦accentuated the illusion of a vegetable to a preposterous degree.
Elsewhere, in the jokey âDip in the Pool,â Mr. Botibol, or his namesake, is described as resembling a âbollardâ with âskinny legsâ¦covered in black hairsâ: his fate is to drown in the ocean as a senile old woman gazes on unperturbed. Dahlâs females are particularly grotesque specimens, like Mrs. Ponsonby of âNunc Dimittisâ who is âso incredibly short and squat and stiff, [she looked as if] she had no legs at all above the knees,â has a âsalmon mouthâ and fingers âlike a bunch of small white snakes wriggling in her lap.â The narrator of this sour little anecdote is an elderly bachelorâa âvicious, vengeful old manââwho takes revenge upon a woman friend for having gossiped about him by displaying a portrait of her part-naked, unattractive body to their mutual friends; that the poor woman wearsa hefty brassiere (âan arrangement of black straps as skillfully and scientifically rigged as the supporting cables of a suspension bridgeâ) and is âbow-legged, like a jockeyâ is presented as particularly shocking. (The portrait painter of âNunc Dimittisâ would seem to have been modeled upon Gustav Klimt, known to have painted his female subjects nude before clothing them in their elaborate fin-de-siècle finery.) Most notably, there is the formidable president of the Daughters of the American Revolution, yet another, presumably unrelated Mrs. Ponsonby:
The door was opened by the most enormous female I had ever seen in my life. I have seen giant women in circuses. I have seen lady wrestlers and weight-liftersâ¦But never had I seen a female so tall and broad and thick as this one. Nor so thoroughly repugnantâ¦I was able to take most of it inâthe metallic silver-blue hair with every strand glued into place, the brown pig-eyes, the long sharp nose sniffing for trouble,
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