them.
On the opposite side of the kitchen island, Rich was upside-down spooning ice cream onto his tongue, waiting for such a conversational opening. âSo, Beth,â he said, âyou think your Army Man has triangulated your signal and is on his way over? Because we might need more waffles.â
âNever mind him.â Beth waved dismissively. âHe thinks just because heâs killed some guys, he can kill anybody he wants.â
That didnât help.
âLetâs see under there,â Beth said. Denis whimpered as softly as he could as Beth removed the waffles. The blast area was already purple en route to black and beyond.
âOpen.â
The eyelid stuttered as it retracted.
âPee-yuke,â Treece noted.
âDude.â Rich grossed out. âThatâs NC-17.â
It looked worse than it was, since it looked like Denis was at least blind, perhaps dying, and possibly a brain-eating zombie.
From the inside, it looked: bloody. Denis tried to focus on Bethâs face, which he knew was only inches away. What he saw, swirling in a red sea, was a blurry pink mass with two darker circular areas in the upper half and a small horizontal smear in the middle of the lower half. If that was a face, then:
âMY CONTACT!â Denis gasped.
Beth snapped her fingers again.
âContact down!â
Treece and Cammy initiated contact-retrieval maneuvers, dropping to squats and sweeping the floor with their fingertips in long, overlapping arcs.
âDonât worry,â Beth told Denis. âWeâll find it. We always do.â
âYou wear contacts?â Denis asked, enthralled by this defect they apparently shared. âWhatâs your prescription?â
Before either could comprehend the deep geekitude of the question, and before Denis could compound it with whatever he might say next:
âFound it!â Treece said.
She held up the champagne cork. A gelatinous dollop clung to the metallic cap. Quite proud of herself,she marched over and presented it to Beth.
âWhat do I win?â
âThe thanks of a grateful nation,â Rich said, presenting her with the half-eaten pint of ice cream.
Treece held the container like an acting award.
âChubby Monkey!â
Beth peeled the sticky contact off the cork, rolling it around on her fingertip.
âGucky.â
She stuck her finger in her mouth and sucked the lens off.
As she swished it around, salivating, her luscious lips pursed, pulsating. Her pretty pink tongue unfurled and there on the wet tip, bathed in Beth Cooperâs juices, was Denisâs sense of sight.
Beth Cooper had invented a whole new sex act: the eyejob.
She tilted Denisâs head back and gently pried open his swollen eyelids.
âOhhhhhh.â He moaned with pain and pleasure, which is how all the weird fetishes start.
âThere.â
Denis blinked. His contact was back in. Beth came into focus, framed by a velvety crimson swirl.
âHowâs that feel?â
Denis didnât have to answer. Beth could see for herself.
Denis grinned shit-eatingly.
âPretty good, I guess,â Beth said.
Beth bounced from her knees to her feet in a single cheerleading move. Denisâs ascent was graceless by comparison, hindered by the need to keep a forearm wedged between his legs. He clutched the counter and hauled himself up. Leaning against the kitchen island, hips inward, he twisted his upper torso in the direction of the girls, and smiled. He was fooling almost no one.
âYou hurt your back?â Treece asked.
Cammy pointed at the ice cream.
âChubby Monkey.â
Treece looked at the ice cream, then at Denisâs crotchal contortions and back at the ice cream. The creamy banana taste in her mouth helped her put it all together.
âOh,â it dawned on her. âThe monkey is chubby. â
During the polite silence all around, Denis scooted the perimeter of the kitchen island, placing it
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