great,â Denis claimed. âOh, ow. â
He cupped his bloody hand over his bludgeoned eye, and without even realizing he was doing it, slid down the wall to the floor.
âYee,â he said.
âWe need ice.â Beth turned to Rich, who was tucking the last of the prophylaxis into his shirt pocket. âIce?â
Rich hurried to the kitchen island âbar areaâ and stuck his hand in the plastic bowl of ice. It came out wet.
âFrozen peas,â Beth ordered, snapping her fingers at Rich and directing him toward the refrigerator.
Rich resented being snapped at. This dickhead from Stevenson High School did that at José OâFoodleâs once, and Rich spat in his OâSalsa, nearly killing him. Apparently the guy had a peanut allergy and Rich had been eating only Snickers bars that month. No one ever found out how peanut and cocoa traces made it into a salsa made only from fresh tomatoes, chiles and beer, but it cost the Dining Thematics Corporation nearly $2 million.
âWhat are you doing?â Beth yelled at Rich, who had been reminiscing the above paragraph. âThis is your friend down here!â
Rich abandoned his reverie and went to the refrigerator. He opened the freezer door and began picking through the contents.
âFrozen peasâ¦Frozen peas â¦Fro- oh -zen pa-puh peasâ¦â
âAnything cold!â
Rich hurled a box across the room.
âStat!â
Beth snatched it out of the air.
âFrozen waffles?â
Rich peered in the freezer. âEither that or Lean Cuisine.â
âWhatever,â Beth said, meaning whatever .
His mission completed, Rich took out a pint of ice cream and went looking for a spoon. He singsang to himself:
I scream, you screamâ¦
WITH PARAMEDIC SPEED, Beth ripped open the box and extracted two frozen waffles. She dropped to her knees, straddling Denisâs thighs, a bodily juxtaposition Denis had only experienced with Greg Saloga prior to a belly-pinking.
Beth took his hand and lifted it off his injured eye. She tenderly pressed the waffles against it.
âAgh,â Denis said.
âItâs okay,â Beth soothed. âThis will help.â
Why was Beth being so nice to him? Was it because she was so nice, or because it was to him? Either way, she sure was nice. Denis gazed at her through his surviving eye.
âIâm sorry Iâm so pathetic,â he thought, and then realized he had also said it.
Beth laughed, so lightly and so kindly that Denis felt it in his chest, not his stomach.
âCan I tell you a secret?â
Yes, tell me all your secrets, Denis kept to himself.
Beth leaned in, whispered: âAll boys are pathetic.â
THIS WAS NEWS TO DENIS, perhaps the bestnews he had ever heard. If Beth thought all guys sucked, he didnât need to not suck, only to suck less . This was doable. Possibly.
Denis relaxed for the first time since the previous Sunday. He became the smart, sweet, moderately clever and only medium pathetic boy he usually was.
âOn behalf of all boys, then,â Denis said, âI apologize.â
Beth made a serious face. âAccepted.â
âItâs 150,000 years late, but it needed to be said. Also, Iâd like to apologize for all that war and stuff.â
âYouâre funny.â
âSometimes even when Iâm trying to be.â
Beth took Denisâs hand and led it back to his eye, transferring responsibility for the waffles.
âGentle pressure.â
Denis twisted a flinch into a grin. âThanks, Lisbee.â
The moment vanished.
âDonât call me that,â Beth said. âI hate that.â
âBut Kevinââ
âThat is one of the privileges that Kevin enjoys,â Beth explained coldly.
Cammy concurred. âKevin has many privileges.â
âFront door privilegesââ Treece began, working into another sodomy whinny.
Beth raised her hand, silencing
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