sleep in a dustbin?â
âYou fucking what?â
âI never said anything about you eating cockroaches off the floor.â
The Scouser drew back his arm to launch a long-distance idiot swipe. While his arm was fully extended, Brando hit him. It didnât look like an especially hard blow, but the effect was impressive. The stricken man froze; his eyes rolled; he opened and closed his mouth like a goldfish, then tottered around in concentric circles until he fell over.
His friend helped him up, spitting threats: âYouse bastards are gonna regret this. Weâve got mates in high places.â
âYeah. High-rise tower blocks with shit down the walls.â
When things were quiet again, Rawhead asked Brando where heâd learned to fight.
âI got corrupted by television.â
âMe, too.â
âTV is destroying our culture. It always has done. All those medieval torturers that caused unspeakable agony to millionsâdo you think they were self-taught? No way. They got all their ideas off the TV. Same with Hitler, same with Genghis Khan. None of these guys would have hurt a living soul if it werenât for television.â
âI agree. So why are you working as a doorman?â
âIâm a complete fuckup,â said Brando. He unwrapped a stick of gum and chewed it thoughtfully. âWhatâs your excuse?â
Rawhead just looked at him.
âActually,â said Brando, âI just got out of the sadhouse. Six months for burglary. Can you believe that?â
âEasily.â
âBut donât tell Malc. He doesnât employ criminals.â
âYou donât find him a little, well, simple?â
âListen. Where Iâve been, someone like Malc would be classed as a fucking genius. You ever been inside?â
âOnce.â
âThere are guys in there who could have been great world leaders if theyâd only had a stable home life.â
âYeah?â
âNo. But there are guys in there who could definitely open a can of beans after seven monthsâ intensive training.â
âYou havenât got much heart,â observed Rawhead. âI like that.â
Brando looked Rawhead up and down as if heâd made up his mind to like him. âAbraham. Thatâs your name, right?â
Rawhead nodded. âBut you can call me Stoker.â
âAbraham was a prophet. You believe in God?â
âYeah. I believe in God,â said Rawhead. âWhat about you?â
Brando shrugged. âMan, I sleep in a fucking car. Iâve got no money, no woman. Iâm near rock bottom. But Iâm not so far down that Iâll start praying to a fucking pancake in the sky.â
âHave you considered going back to burglary?â
âI canât pretend it hasnât crossed my mind.â
âWould you like to work for me?â
âWhat as? Your butler?â
A great roar of laughter rose up behind them. Koo La Grace had just told a joke about asylum seekers.
Rawhead never got round to answering Brandoâs question. A taxi pulled up outside the club. Two drunken men staggered out, accompanied by two giggling women. On closer inspection the two drunks turned out to be weasel-faced bruisers in their thirties. They had similar red faces, nasty little eyes, and worryingly low foreheads. âEvening gentlemen,â said Brando, waving them through.
âWhat a polite little nigger,â said the leading weasel. His brother guffawed. One of the women laughed. The other was embarrassed, but not embarrassed enough to walk away.
âWhyâd you let them in?â said Rawhead, watching the party laughing and farting their way through the entrance hall.
âThe Medina brothers. Friends of Chefâs,â said Brando.
âDid you hear what he said to you?â
âDonât act so surprised, man. Thatâs nothing. Try six months in Strangeways. In there, even the prison
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