wasnât your cue! That was me telling you about your cue!â
âWell, how the fuck was I supposed to know?â complained the drummer.
âJesus Christ. Take fucking five,â said Little Malc, attaching his mike to the stand and walking off.
Rawhead got up from the stool and waited for Little Malc to pass. âMr. Priest?â
Little Malc turned to look at him. âWho are you?â
âEr, excuse me, Mr. Priest; I heard that you might need a doorman.â
âDid you really.â Little Malc looked Rawhead up and down. âYou opportunistic bastard. Yes, we fucking do. Are you any good?â
âI used to work for Tommy Dean in Leeds.â Rawhead passed Little Malc a forged reference.
Little Malc peered at it. ââAbraham Stoker.â Is that your name?â
âYes, Mr. Priest.â
âAre you clean, Abraham? Reason I ask, see, is I canât use anyone with a criminal record. Iâll get closed down if I do things like that.â
âI havenât been in trouble since I was a kid.â
âEr, no. Sorry.â Little Malc handed back the letter. âWhen I say clean I mean fucking clean.â He started to walk away.
âYour dad would have given me a chance,â said Rawhead.
Little Malc turned round, his eyes narrowing with venom. âWhat? What did you say?â
âI met your dad once. At Maine Road. When I was a kid, a guy I washed cars for lent me his pass to the directorâs box. Thatâs where I met your dad. He was really a great guy. Bought me drinks all afternoon, really looked after me. He could see I was a little bastard, but he treated me with kindness. So, yeah. I think he would have given me this chance.â
âOh. You do, do you?â
âYes, sir.â
Little Malc took out a packet of Rothmans, put one in his mouth, and fumbled around for a light. Rawhead produced a silver Harley Davidson lighter and offered a flame to Little Malc. Little Malc gave a small nod of thanks, inhaled smoke, and stared into a corner. âYouâre a slick twat; Iâll give you that.â Little Malc stepped back and looked sideways at Rawhead. âAnd you really want a job, do you?â
âYes, sir.â
Little Malc nodded skeptically. âStanding on a door, arguing with drunken pricks who want to know why they canât come in wearing their underpants over their fucking heads?â
âThatâs right.â
âYou realize itâs only five quid an hour? No sick pay, health insurance, or paid holidays?â
âI donât care. I want to work, Mr. Priest.â
âOK. Tonight at eight. But only because Iâm fucking desperate. Understand? Youâre on trial. If youâre late, youâre sacked. If someone lays you out, youâre sacked. If you start any trouble or try bad-mouthing difficult customers, youâre out.â
âThanks, Mr. Priest.â
âAnd no weapons. If I ever catch you carrying a gun or a knife youâre also fucking out. Is that clear, Abra-fucking-ham ?â
âAbsolutely, Mr. Priest.â
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Rawheadâs first night passed without serious incident. He worked the door with a young black kid called Brando, a sullen bodybuilder with a bad attitude. A coachload of Liverpudlians arrived. Two of them, both men in their twenties, didnât have tickets. Calmly, speaking softly and politely, Brando refused them entry. Rawhead stood back and watched, interested to see how the kid performed. One of the Scousers claimed that Brandoâs refusal to admit them owed nothing to their lack of tickets and everything to the fact that they came from Merseyside.
âYou think we couldnât buy a couple of poxy tickets if we wanted to?â
âWell, why didnât you?â
âYou Manchester cunts think youâre better than us.â
Brando aped astonishment. âWhat do you mean I said you
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