leans forward. âTheyâve cut up my bushes, put them in piles.â
Zack stares at me. What is he trying to say? And then it comes to me. Weâre the maniacs sheâs talking about. Imagine. Spies like the Diglios worrying about things like that.
I glance down at the pad in front of me. Mrs. Diglio has terrible handwriting, even for a spy. Thereâs a pile of Z s and X s; she may have added a new letter to the alphabet.
I try to read without her noticing. Nead , it begins. Then a list. Alarm cluck, big hands to see in dark. Earploogs to miffle sound.
Miffle? Muffle the sound of a bomb going off as they speed away? And what about that alarm cluck? Donât they use clocks as timers for bombs? Didnât I see that on some program? Maybe Death on Planet X , Thursday night, nine oâclock?
I snap my fingers trying to think. Then I realize everyone is staring at me. I go mmm, mmm with my mouth filled with cookie, as Mrs. Diglio talks about the neighborhood being overrun with noot cases.
Whatever that means.
Thereâs more. All strange things. And at the bottom â¦
At the bottom â¦
Is Olyushka !
Thatâs it. Weâre toast.
Mrs. Diglio moves as fast as an iguana. She scoops up the pad and puts it in a drawer. Then she clears her throat, so I look up quickly, innocently. Steadmanâs mouth is full and wide open. Itâs a cement mixer in there. I give him the zipped-lip signal, and the cement mixer snaps shut.
He takes that moment to spill his lemonade across the plate of cookies, the plastic tablecloth, the chair, the floor, and himself, of course.
Zack and I jump out of the way, saying, âSorry.â
Then, like a St. Dorothy miracle, I hear Linnyâs screechy voice in the background. âGet in the house, Hunter! Zack! Itâs time to eat!â
Perfect.
âWe have to go,â Zack says, his eyes the size of Lesterâs soup kettle.
To our great relief, Mrs. Diglio opens her forty locks and we head out toward freedom.
âWait!â she yells, but we donât stop. Of course not.
âYou forgot,â she goes on. âThe concert tickets.â
âWeâll be back,â Zack shouts.
But thatâs not going to happen, we both know that. Itâs a miracle weâve escaped with our lives.
HERE WE AREâDAY THREE OF SUMMER.
Itâs hot, sticky, and time is running out.â¦
Chapter 13
Breakfast may never be over. Pop keeps talking about computer hackers ruining the world.
Zack and I agree.
Heâs also a little irritable, maybe because drops of water from the ceiling plink and plunk down on his head.
He leaves for work with his hair plastered to his scalp.
âSo whatâs the plan?â I ask Zack.
He crunches down on a lump of granola. âI have to compose a sonata. A symphony.â He waves his hand. âA something. Itâs hard to think about it when Newfield may be coming to an end.â
I clatter upstairs to sit on the edge of my bed for a while. What can I do to save us all? Then I smell chocolate two inches from my face.
Steadman, of course.
âHow about I show you some pictures?â he says. âYouâll be so excited.â
Can I just find one secure place to think of how to dismantle a bomb?
Steadman dives onto the bed. âI took one of you and Zack on the roof.â
âNice.â I back away from him.
âI have a picture of the bomb, too,â he says.
I look up. âYou donât have a camera.â
He pokes his nose up close. The odor of chocolate is intense. âWilliamâs cell phone,â he whispers.
âWilliamâs cell phone with me on top of St. Ursulaâs? A picture of the bomb?â
Steadman nods. âAnd one of the two of you working on Dadâs computer.â
Iâm off the bed as if Iâve been shot out of a cannon. William will blackmail Zack and me forever.
Steadman jumps off the bed, too. He rocks back and