Followed by âMoonlight Serenadeâ. Iâd just drift off. Easy.
Rosie    Dad!
George    Christ. I never would, Rosie love. Itâs a mugâs game.
Felix    A length of hose. Yes.
Flora    What about you, Felix? What is your preferred method?
Felix    Well, in an ideal world, Iâd like to jump through a black hole.
George    Iâm sure it could be arranged.
Flora    Why, Felix?
Felix    Just a whim of mine.
Flora    Tell me why.
Felix    Well, Iâd find out what it was like inside.
George    How thrilling.
Felix    It would be for a theoretical physicist.
Rosie    Who doesnât get out much.
Felix    Theoretical physicists donât get out much.
Rosie    Well, come on then, enlighten us.
Felix    You get to pass through the event horizon and down into the state of singularity. The point where all mathematical equations break down and you break up into a thousand million particles. I think that would be quite satisfying.
Rosie    Doesnât sound much fun to me.
Felix    The beauty of it is you get to carry on. Well, maybe you do.
Rosie    But it wouldnât be you. It would just be bits of you.
Felix    Itâd be the essence of me. Iâd be recycled. The particles of my body would go off and form another universe. Itâs a kind of immortality.
Rosie    If itâs immortality you want, I think itâs easier just to have a baby.
Flora    Is that what you want, Felix? How very mundane. If you canât make your mark while youâre here, whatâs the point?
Mercy    Nobodyâs eating my soup.
Felix    Do you think my father made his mark?
Flora    No. Sadly. I think he would probably feel that he hadnât.
Felix    You know, Mother, one day scientists at NASA pointed the Hubble Telescope at what they thought was an empty speck of the sky and they saw a void teeming with galaxies. They saw clusters of stars billions of years old that they never knew about.
Flora    ( sharply ) What are you trying to say, Felix?
George    Yes. If youâve got something to say, I think you ought to say it.
Mercy    Couldnât we save it till after the first course?
Felix    I rather thought that it was you and my mother who had something to say.
Mercy    Iâll get some bread.
Flora    Sit down, Mercy. You invited yourself, so you can sit through this.
Mercy sits down.
Rosie    Felix, why are you being so difficult? You know what they want.
Mercy    He canât think on an empty stomach.
Rosie    They want to get married. Big deal. You take everything too much to heart.
Mercy    Youâre getting married?
George    Yes, we are.
Mercy    ( a little crestfallen ) Oh. How lovely.
Felix    ( raising his glass ) Yes! Isnât it! Come on, Mercy. Raise your glass for the Humble Pyes! A match made in Moreton!
George    I donât give a fart for your opinion, sonny.
Felix    And Iâm not talking to you, Pops. Just answer me this, Mother. What do you see in him?
Mercy    Oh. Thereâs a lot to see in George. Heâs a very nice man underneath.
George    Thank you, Mercy.
Mercy    Youâre welcome.
Flora    I do not need your blessing, Felix. But it would be nice.
Felix    Itâs a bit late for my blessing, isnât it? My father died two months ago but â
Flora    At last Felix is up to speed.
Felix    â but this has been going on for years. The world and his wife are privy to this information.
Rosie    Leave it, Felix.
Mercy    I didnât know for
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