one of these days if he doesnât let up on the work hours.
He walks closer to my bed and I slip the picture of Avi and his letter under my pillow.
âI have responsibilities, Amy. Ones Iâve committed to long ago.â
âYeah, yeah,â I say, sitting up. âIâve heard the spiel before. What now, the president of the United States needs you to act as his bodyguard?â
âThe Secret Service does that.â
âThen whatâs so important?â I ask him.
âI have to go out of town. Thatâs what the call was about. It canât be postponed, not this time.â
Cool. So Iâll get the condo all to myself? The possibilities are endless.
âWhen?â I say a little too eagerly.
âOn Friday morning. Iâll be back on Sunday.â
Two whole nights without parental figures! Brighter times are definitely ahead. âCan I use your car?â
âOnly to go to your motherâs house. Thatâs where youâll be staying. I just got off the phone with her. You can have my car to drive to her place.â
Nope, not okay. âI am not staying with Mom and Marc. What would I do with Mutt? Besides, I think Marc is allergic to both of us.â
âWeâll put him in a kennel.â
I wish he were talking about Marc, but Iâm not that lucky. This time I stand up, ready for battle. âFirst of all, Mutt and I are a package deal. He is not going to a kennel. Period, end of story.â
It takes me exactly fifty-six minutes to convince my dad Iâm old enough to stay at the condo without parents.
Brighter times are definitely ahead.
9
Kosher question #2: You canât mix milk and meat because
God commanded âYou shall not boil a kid (baby lamb)
in its motherâs milkâ (Exodus 23:19). So why canât I mix
milk with chicken? You canât milk a chicken.
âWhy do you keep glancing at the door every two seconds?â Marla asks me the next day at work.
Umm ⦠maybe itâs because my dadâs date is gonna be here any second, followed by my dad who still doesnât know heâs going on a date. He thinks Marla needs to talk to him about my work schedule. I made up some ridiculous story to get him into the café at seven oâclock.
âIâm watching for my dad,â I tell my boss guiltily.
The door to the café opens. Itâs a woman Iâve never seen before. Is it Kelly, my dadâs date? Or is it someone else? Kelly wrote in her e-mail that she has strawberry blonde hair. This woman kind of has strawberry blonde hair, although itâs really frizzy and she needs some expensive hair products to help tame that mane of hers. That picture she posted online was with her hair straight, but maybe she forgot to flatiron it today.
She walks up to the counter and suddenly Iâm feeling self-conscious, like I have to impress the woman. âAre you Kelly?â I ask.
The woman shakes her Brillo pad head. âNo.â
âOh, good.â
When she frowns at me, I try and recover quick. âCan I take your order?â
She looks up at our board of specialty coffees, taking her time. I have the urge to give her a snoring sound (Iâm good at those) but donât think Marla will appreciate my humor. So I wait with a smile on my face. And wait.
And wait.
And wait.
I swear, any more of this waiting and Iâm going to frown. My mouth canât take all this fake smiling. I start humming, but I donât even realize it until the woman looks down at me with a stern expression. Seriously, thank goodness this woman isnât my dadâs strawberry blonde date.
The door dings. Another customer. âAre you ready?â I ask the woman who canât make up her mind. I could just see her as my stepmom, me waiting for her to pick me up from school, taking forever to pick out groceries, and waiting for her to order a simple spicy tuna roll from Hanabi.
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