her, another woman who could pass for strawberry blonde walks up to the counter. I suck in my breath. This woman is really large. And Iâm being nice. Maybe the picture she posted was pre-weight gain. My dad is a workout and health nut, and this woman looks like sheâs snacked on a few too many Kit Kats if you know what I mean. She has a friendly face, though. Hey, maybe Dad can put her on a boot camp diet plan and sheâd lose those extra pounds in no time at all.
Ignoring the wishy-washy lady, I ask the overweight one, âAre you Kelly?â
âNo. But Iâd like a large caramel latte with whipped cream.â
I keep up the Perk Me Up! smile, although Iâm tempted to suggest the skim latte instead of the caramel one. While Iâm ringing her up, the wishy-washy lady signals to me sheâs ready. Canât she see Iâm ringing up someone else?
Marla is in the office and I donât want her to think I canât take care of the customers. I turn to the wishy-washer. âDid you decide?â
âWhatâs the calorie count of the medium vanilla coffee? Is it the same as the regular?â
Is she kidding me? I look under the counter to see if thereâs a calorie listing for the drinks, but there isnât. Now I donât know what to do. Should I make the other ladyâs drink or call Marla to help?
I look at my watch. Itâs seven on the dot. Kelly will be here any second. My dad will be here any second.
And Miss Wishy-Washy is worried about a calorie count.
I knock on the door to the office and call Marla out to the register. I hurry to make the large caramel latte while Marla takes care of the frizzy-haired, high-maintenance customer. The chime rings on the door and a woman walks into the café who definitely looks like Kellyâs PJSN profile pic.
She scans the café, then sits down at a vacant table to wait for my unsuspecting dad.
Sure enough, my dad walks in the door next. My heart is palpitating a hundred beats a second right now. My dad waves to me and walks up to the register. Kelly must recognize him from the picture I posted on his profile. She moves up behind him and is about to tap him on the shoulder.
âI have to tell you something,â I say at the same time Kelly taps him and says, âRon?â
He turns to her. âCan I help you?â
âDad, itâs important.â
He puts his fingertips together on one hand and moves it up and down, the unique Israeli sign for wait a second . The problem is, I canât wait a second. I need to tell him that, even though heâs unaware of it, heâs on his first PJSN date.
âIâm Kelly. Are you Ron?â Kelly asks.
âYes.â
âFrom the Professional Jewish Singles Network?â
Pause.
âUm ⦠could you hold that thought for one second,â my dad says to Kelly. Then he turns to me. âTell me what this is all about, Amy. Right. Now. Iâm assuming Marla doesnât want to talk to me about adjusting your work schedule.â
â Aba , youâre going to laugh when I tell you this.â
âI doubt it.â
Kelly looks upset and embarrassed. âAm I missing something here?â
Okay, itâs time to fess up. I thought itâd be easier than it is. I have the urge to hide in a dark corner. âI set up the date. Iâm his daughter,â I tell her.
Getting it, Kelly steps back. âOh.â She adjusts the Coach bag hanging on her shoulder. âWell, that makes me look stupid.â
âActually, it makes me look stupid,â I tell her.
âAnd me,â my dad chimes in. âIâll tell you what, Kelly. Why donât we sit down and have my daughter serve us the most expensive drinks in the place. Itâll be her treat.â
Kelly shrugs and nods her head in agreement. âSounds good to me.â
It doesnât sound good to me at all!
âIâm hungry, actually. How about