and youâre Eddy. Am I right?â They cringe, donât know what a âmollydookerâ is. He keeps it up for a while but he canât get a word out of them.
Mavis is staring at them now. Sheâs eyeing Eva too, sort of like a cat eyeing a rat, sort of disdainful, like the cat isnât hungryat the moment, thank you, but sheâs got that rat right where she wants it.
And the rat knows it too, itâs getting flittery, jittery. Like Eva canât sit still for a second. Sheâs fiddling with her hair, her sleeve, glancing at the twins, at Henry, who is getting more meat off those two roast chickens with his knife than Mavis could get off them with her teeth. Sheâs done the weather bit and nowshe forces her mouth fast into a fake smile and asks Henry when he learned to cook. She hasnât tasted his cabbage yet or she wouldnât ask. Then the smile gets sucked back fast into wrinkles and her cheeks look like one of Bert Matthewsâs wormy apples thatâs been off the tree too long. She looks at Mr Watts, at his briefcase. Itâs probably got the adoption papers in it and maybe some money for Mavis.Eva gave her money before when she thought she might get the twins; thatâs how Henry had enough to pay for getting the kitchen extended.
âAre those two brain damaged?â Mavis says.
Eva flinches, looks where Mavis is looking. â Very bright. Both exceptional students, darling. And your boys?â No one mentions girl. No one sees girl.
From her chair at the head of the table Mavis has a good view ofthe room. Sheâs got her back to the louvres and sheâs the closest to the back door, so sheâs feeling any breeze that might stir. Sheâs eyeing the bread now and wanting a slice or six. Canât do that today so she lights a cigarette instead. Itâs a contagious disease, because Greg goes outside to have a stolen smoke and old Alice takes out her packet, lights up. Eva doesnât like the smoke. She stands,walks to the pram where Matty is pig-grunting and getting ready to bawl again.
âYou dear little pet,â she says. âHe is gorgeous , Henry.â Heâs not gorgeous. Heâs probably the fattest, ugliest, baldest baby in Willama. âWhat did you name him?â
âWe give them numbers up here,â Mavis says. âHeâs Number Twelve.â
Eva reaches out a finger to touch Mattyâs fat little leg. He bawls. She steps back buthe keeps on bawling.
âI can smell him from here. Change his napkin, and put him on our bed,â Mavis says. Sheâs talking to Martin but Eva flinches, moves back to her chair fast, looks at the hand that might actually have touched the shitty baby, looks at the sink, purses her lips, then takes a handkerchief from between her boobs â which are pretty much not there â pretends to wipe her nose, rubsthe perfumed hanky across her palms while stretching her mouth and cheek wrinkles flat. She glances at Alice, her eyes talking a secret, silent language. They are like Gregâs eyes, pale blue and glinting greedy.
The twins havenât moved; theyâve got to be retarded. Or maybe Alice is a mad scientist whoâs got a laboratory where she does lobotomies. Lori watches a lot of television and videos. OnceMartin hired One Flew Over the Cuckooâs Nest and by the time everyone got to see it it was nearly worn out, but by then Lori knew all about nuthouses and lobotomies and she was only about seven.
Mick walks in and Eva stares at his rubber leg in its metal contraption. Her mouth and cheeks screw into their puckered pout as she watches his throwing walk.
Then the twins stand. Together. Walk toher chair. Together. âHow much longer do we have to stay here?â one says, and the other one adds, âWhen are we going to the party?â No wonder Henry wanted to kiss them. They talk like posh poms.
Eva aims a single kiss between the two clean heads.
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