asked.
âSavvy is going to have to start helping.â
Since my brother moved to Atlanta five months ago, he still acted brand-new. I hadnât seen him in over a year, and hadnât heard from him in about a month.
âHeâll be getting a phone call from me this evening. I canât do everything all by myself.â
âAnd your student loans, credit cards, and other bills?â Nat was starting to stress me out.
âDamn, Nat. I know what I owe. Fuck the student loan people.â I sighed. âAnd Chase Manhattan, Sears, and Discover can kiss my ass.â
We all laughed.
âJust promise me that if you need anything youâll ask me,â she said.
âNat, itâs not that serious.â I giggled.
âI didnât say that it was.â She smiled at me. âJust promise me.â
âOkay.â I gave her a crazy stare. âI cross my heart.â
âWell, at least youâll be in the Bahamas this weekend.â
I had totally forgotten. âThatâs right.â
Nick joined in. âWhen are you leaving?â
âFriday morning.â Now I did have something to smile about.
âGood for you,â he said. âFor how long?â
âIâll be back next Friday.â This vacation was coming right in the nick of time.
I was grateful for Nick and Natalya. They were too sweet, spending not only the entire day at my place on Sunday, but also another night. My best girl had already gotten me through my first day, so I took two sleeping pills and vowed that tomorrow would be the second day of the rest of my life.
âNo one can earn a million dollars honestly.â
âWilliam Jennings Bryan
Bank Statement # 4
Account Balance: $2,027.92
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I woke up around 6:00 to lock up after Nat and Nick left for work. It was Monday, and that meant Friday was only four days away, so I stayed up and started packing. I didnât care if it was hurricane season. I could almost hear the Bahamas calling my name, and I was answering, âHey, mon.â
I called the landlord about changing my lock then double-checked my checkbook, but the balance wasnât changing. After Damian wiped out my account, Iâd be left with just a thousand dollars.
I checked my orders for both websites, and there were only three picnic basket orders and seven trip queries. This wasnât bad, but with things going the way they were, it wasnât enough. âI have to start advertising,â I said to myself.
My ghetto style of advertising was paying a few crack addicts a hundred dollars apiece to stand on various street corners and hand out a thousand flyers each. I couldnât even afford to advertise at my own radio station. Mr. Motes wasnât letting anybody get away with anything close to free.
Around noon my phone rang. I said, âHello?â
âWhatâs up, sexy?â
I didnât recognize the voice, and the caller ID wasnât telling me enough. I hit the mute button and made Oprahâs guest be quiet. âHello?â
âWhatâs up, sexy?â
âWho is this?â I was nervous.
âThis is a very damn sexy man.â He laughed. âYou know how I know that youâre sexy?â He didnât wait for my answer. ââCause Iâm your sexy-ass twin brother.â
I was able to breathe again. âDonât scare me like that.â
âI wasnât trying to scare you. I thought youâd be flattered.â
âMaybe last week, but not today.â I turned the television back up.
I didnât feel like telling the story again. âDamian and I arenât together anymore.â
âThank God.â He laughed. âIs Tupac really dead this time, though?â He was referring to the one other time we split.
I sighed. âThanks for the comfort.â
âYou know I could never stand him.â
Yes, I did. Savion made that known, and Damian didnât