could be read in any number of waysâMopdo, Waqude, AArghaâbut Iâm pretty sure the name she meant to write is Magda.
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âI called to apologize,â Magda says.
âOh. For what?â
âFor dumping that drink on you, silly.â
âOh.â
âI feel bad about it. I knew you were just kidding around.â
âOh â¦â I sound like a moron. Is âOhâ all I know how to say? âUh ⦠thatâs okay.â A moronic moron. Zog the Neanderthal. Iâm sweating like a pig (do pigs really sweat?) and I can smell my armpits. Good thing thereâs five miles of phone line between us.
âYouâre not going to tell my boss about it, are you? I could get fired.â
âUh, no â¦â
âNot that working at Wigglesworthâs is so great anyway.â
âAt least you got a job.â
âNext time you come in and Iâm working, Iâll give you a free Brainblaster.â
âYou donât have to.â
âI want to. So, howâs it going?â
What does she mean by that? I donât know what to say. Itâs weird. I can sit in a TPO meeting or a classroom with a bunch of kids and yak my head off. Or talk for hours to Shin, or even to a guy like Henry, but one-on-one with Magda, my brain seizes up like an overheated engine.
âJason? You there?â
âYeah.â
âYou fall asleep or something?â
âNo. My mom thinks Iâve got narcolepsy.â
Why am I telling her this?
âWhatâs that?â
âSleeping sickness.â
Shut up, you idiot! Do you want her to think youâve got some tropical disease?
âBut Iâm not sleepy right now.â
ââCause if you want to sleep we could talk later.â
âIâm okay.â I hope my sweat dripping into the little mouthpiece holes wonât short out the phone.
âSo, howâs the new religion going?â
âGoing? Uh ⦠I climbed up the tower last night.â
âYou did? Really?â
âYeah. Me and Henry went up.â
âHenry
Stagg
?â
âYeah.â
âHeâs ⦠I didnât know you guys were friends.â
âWeâre not friends really. But heâs okay.â
âI think heâs scary. I heard he hit you or something.â
âWhereâd you hear that?â
âSome kids were talking about it.â
Great. All of St. Andrew Valley is talking about how little Henry Stagg laid me out with a single punch.
âSo did he?â Magda is nothing if not persistent.
âYeah, but that was last week. Heâs a Chutengodian now. Chutengodians donât hit each other.â
âSo what was it like?â
âTo get hit?â
âNo! To climb up the tower.â
âIt was cool. You can see all the way to Fairview.â
âI think Iâd be scared. I mean, Iâd
do
it, but Iâd be scared.â
I donât know what she means by that. Does she mean she wants to climb the tower?
âJason?â
âWhat?â
âSo are you mad at me?â
âWhy would I be mad at you?â
âI donât know. You arenât saying anything.â
âOh.â Iâm glad
Iâm
not trying to have a conversation with me. It must be boring as hell. What can I say that is interesting? Perhaps an astute grammatical observation.
I say, âDid you know that you start a lot of sentences with the word
so
?â
âThanks a lot. Did you know youâre an insensitive jerk?â
Hmmm. Maybe sheâs not into grammar.
âSorry,â I say. âI just thought you might want to know.â
âYeah, well, thanks a lot. Like I need language lessons from a guy who canât have a simple phone conversation.â
âI didnât mean anything by it.â
Silence.
I say, âLook, lots of people say stuff like
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