winter. The vet says theyâre fine. But whenever the cats go outside, they come back in and groan with stomachaches an hour later. Then theyâre fine again. I keep my walks shoveled and salted just so the cats wonât have to walk in the cold snow. Any ideas for me?
âOld-Timer
Dear Old-Timer,
Might be the salt on your walks, man! That stuff gets soaked in through catsâ paws. Plus cats lick it off their little doggies (paws). Lose the salt. Sounds like you four cats are a groovy foursome!
âThe Catman
When it was my turn, I scrolled through e-mails and pulled out the easy ones. Seven of the questions had to do with problem horses who had been cooped up in stalls all winter. They cribbed or chewed on their stalls. They pawed and spooked at everything.
The horses needed to get outside more. Anybody would go crazy from boredom just standing in a box stall night and day. I told them to turn out their horses as often as they could. And I suggested ways they could make the stall more fun with hay nets and toys.
It was the first time Iâd ever cut and pasted answers on the help line, copying the same answer for all seven e-mails. I felt bad and promised myself Iâd never do it again. But I only had an hour, so I had to.
I worked my way through the rest of the e-mails. One horse resented the new horse in the barn. One owner needed advice on cleaning out the frog, the V-shaped underneath part of the hoof. One girl needed me to tell her that her horseâs natural winter coat would have been a better protector than the stall blanket sheâd left on all winter.
The longest answer went to Confused in Colorado:
Dear Winnie the Horse Gentler,
Molly is the best Morgan in the whole world. Every day for the four months Iâve owned her, I brushed her from head to hoof. I thought she loved it. But a week ago she started acting weird. Whenever Iâd get to her hindquarters, sheâd lift her back leg, like she was going to kick me! Itâs SO not like her! But now she does it every time I get near her rump or try to walk around her. Help!
âConfused in Colorado
Dear Confused,
Youâre smart to pay attention to your horse when she lifts her hind leg like that. With lots of horses, itâs their way of warning you theyâll kick. But I donât think thatâs what Mollyâs saying to you. You said she loves the brushing, right? Well, I think sheâs saying, âAll right! Here she comes. Sheâs going to scratch and massage my leg again. I can hardly wait!â
The hindquarters are hard for a horse to reach, especially in a stall. Sheâs ready for you to help her out. Good broodmares lift that hind leg when their foals get near. Theyâre ready to nurse their babies.
Be careful until youâre sure this is what Mollyâs saying to you. Itâs possible she has a sore area or is ticklish. But Iâll bet if you go ahead and brush her (staying to her side, just in case), sheâll sigh a big thank you.
âWinnie the Horse Gentler
Pat ambled over just as I finished the last e-mail. All of my answers had been shorter than I would have liked. But Iâd finished in time to get back to the barn and groom Amigo before Sal got there.
âEverything hunky-dory?â Pat asked.
âAll done,â I answered. âExcept there are two bird questions I couldnât answer. Want me to leave them until Hawk gets back?â
âHot dog! No offense.â She waved at the collie pup in the nearest cage. âHawk! Why didnât I think of her before? That girl knows a lot about fish! She might be able to help me with the twit.â
Hawk knows everything about birds, but Pat was right. Hawk knows her fish too.
âDo you know how to reach her? Florida, right?â Pat queried.
âIâve got her number at home. I guess I couldââ
âTerrific! Call home. Then weâll give that little
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