she couldnât look away from their lines and contours. His clean, straight jaw. The unfair brilliance of his cerulean eyes. Eyes that possessed far too much knowledge of the world and its sensuous pursuits.
Silence filled the inside of the vehicle for several moments.
âYouâre sitting wrong,â he finally said.
She glanced down. Her legs were crossedâÂdemurely, she thought, recalling instruction from her childhood. A lady alwaysâÂ
Oh. She wasnât a lady anymore.
âA man sits like that,â he continued, âand heâll crush his bollocks to pulp. And another thing,â he added as she adjusted her stance, âdonât make that face when a man says something like bollocks . You risk looking like a milksop prig.â
âMaybe I just have good manners,â she retorted.
âOr youâre a milksop prig. Weâre going to have to do something about your voice. Itâs like your bollocks havenât dropped.â
âYou enjoy saying bollocks, donât you?â But when she spoke, she lowered her voice to what she thought was a reasonable imitation of a manâs timbre.
He shook his head. âBetter not speak much at all.â
âThatâs rather convenient for you.â
His grin came as an unexpected flash of white, and it made her belly knot. âEveryone benefits.â
âHorrible man.â
âMore like, You rotten bastard âÂwhen ladies arenât present. If they are, call me a bounder or cur.â
âDo men really alter their conversation so much when in the company of women?â
His lids lowered slightly, but his eyes glittered bright blue. âYouâll find out tonight just how much.â
She couldnât stop her grin. âThe prospect is both terrifying and thrilling.â
âDonât smile, either.â
âWhat! Iâve seen men smile.â
âBut youâve got a womanâs smile, through and through. And it brings out the tiniest dimple . . . here . . .â He reached toward her cheek, and she reared back.
âMen have dimples,â she protested on a rasp.
âNot like yours. Small and soft and tempting.â
It would be impossible for her to lower her voice to the depths Lord Ashfordâs had just taken. But his words not only caught her off guard; they seemed to catch him by surprise as well. He frowned and straightened.
âNot exactly used to complimenting the dimples on another man,â he said darkly.
âBut Iâm not another man,â she noted.
âAnd thank God for that,â he muttered, âor else I could be tried for unnatural acts.â
âPresuming I allow those unnatural acts to happen.â
âThere would be no allowing but a mutual participation.â
She forced out a laugh as her face heated. âAre you trying to teach me how to flirt?â
His frown deepened. âThat lesson is for later. For now, we should get our story in order. Who you are, how I know you.â
âFill in the details.â She tapped her chin in thought. âPerhaps Iâm a young gentleman of means who has just come into his inheritance, and youâre introducing me to the Town.â
âYouâre my distant cousin. A lad from the country,â he added. âItâs the only way to explain that waistcoat.â
She scowled. âOut of fashion, perhaps, but not out of fortune. Iâve got a country estate in Lincolnshire, and this is my first visit to London.â
âYouâre too young to be officially introduced into SocietyâÂâ
âBack to those undescended bollocks,â she said.
ââÂso you arenât on the bride hunt, and I wonât be taking you to any official Season events.â
âBut gaming hells are appropriate for an impressionable lad?â
âWith me as your guide and guardian,â he said, a corner of his mouth turning
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