Iâm not going to ask to see it. As far as Iâm concerned, Josh is perfection, and that canât be improved upon.â
âYouâre his wife,â Gladys grumbled. âYou have to say that.â
Marsha rose from her chair. âDebating which of our two celebrity athletes is more attractive can be a thrilling way to pass an hour. However, we still have things to discuss. Pia, you got the ad?â
âYes. Colleen will run the time, the list and all the contact information tomorrow and Friday. Iâll get the phone tree up and running tonight. Weâll set up tables for those who want to host a bake sale or whatever. The usual stuff.â
Marsha passed her a paper. âHere are the local businesses that will be providing drinks and snacks. I told them not to deliver before eight on Saturday.â She glanced around the table. âI would be grateful if those of you with a close and personal relationship with God spoke to Him about the weather. Warm and sunny on Saturday would be best.â
Gladys looked shocked at the request, but everyone else laughed.
Marsha sat back in her seat. âThereâs one other item I need to discuss. I was hoping it wouldnât be an issue, but no such luck. I realize that when compared with the unexpected fire that destroyed the school, this will seem small and unimportant. However, it is going to impact our town and we have to be prepared.â
Pia glanced at Charity, who shrugged. Apparently Marsha hadnât talked to her granddaughter about the mystery element.
âA few of you may remember Tiffany Hatcher,â Marsha said. âShe was a graduate student who came to Foolâs Gold in the spring. Her field of study is humangeography. As in why people settle where they do, why they move, etc.â
Pia vaguely remembered a petite, pretty young woman who had been very interested in Josh. As heâd only had eyes for Charity, nothing had come of her flirting.
âI tried to delicately discourage her from writing about the town, but I wasnât successful,â Marsha continued. âHer thesis is being published. She called to let me know there is a chapter on Foolâs Gold. Specifically about the ongoing shortage of men. She has sent out excerpts of the chapter to many media outlets and there has been, as she so happily put it, interest.â
âNo,â Chief Barns said forcefully. âIâm not going to have a bunch of media types mucking up my town and parking where theyâre not supposed to. Isnât there enough real news in the world without them paying attention to us?â
Piaâs thoughts exactly. But she had a bad feeling that a town with a man shortage would be exactly the right kind of story to capture a lot of attention.
âI donât suppose telling the media we donât want them here will help,â Charity said.
âIf only,â Marsha told her. âIâm afraid in the next few weeks weâre going to have to deal with the problem. And not just the media, either.â
Pia stared at her boss. The mayor nodded slowly.
âWhen word gets out, weâll be flooded with men looking for a town full of lonely women.â
âThat could be fun,â Gladys said, looking intrigued. âA few of you need a good marrying.â
Pia suspected Gladys meant her, so she was careful to stay quiet. With less than three days to pull together a massive event, getting married or even meeting menwas the last thing on her mind. And even if she wasnât so busy, considering the whole embryo issue, getting involved wasnât just unlikely, it was impossible.
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S ATURDAY MORNING DAWNED perfectly clear. The temperatures were supposed to be in the low seventies. Apparently God had come through, Pia thought as she arrived at the park a little after seven to find work under way.
The city maintenance crew was already setting up the long tables and collection bins. Several
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