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house. It was only the size of a leather loveseat, and one end crested then plunged down into a valley, like a rollercoaster, before rising again to a smaller peak. Three men were gathered tightly on one end, a nice-looking one wearing a top hat and suit, a rather bleary chap who slumped between them, fast asleep, and a third wearing a bunny costume. The two sat on either side of the sleeping man and used his back as a cushion, resting their elbows on him, talking over his head.
    Embarrassed that she was totally naked but for her boots, garter belt, and stockings, Alice ducked behind a nearby bush.
    “What are you doing?” the man with the bunny costume asked.
    “I’m naked.”
    “Are you? That must be why I can see your bush.”
    Alice frowned at the greenery. “This isn’t my bush.”
    “Then why are you in it?”
    She wasn’t sure if he was complaining about her trespassing or was worried about the bush, but he didn’t seem to understand her point. “I’m naked, and I don’t wish to be seen. So I’m hiding in this bush.”
    “I don’t believe that you’re naked. Let us see for ourselves.”
    Now this really didn’t make sense to Alice, but very little did in this strange place. And since she left the Duchess’s house, the hollow ache in her most private place had grown worse, demanding to be filled. So despite knowing it was naughty to do so, she stepped out from behind the bush, covering her vulnerable parts as best she could.
    The two men who were awake stared, but it was the bunny who again spoke. “You’re not naked. You’re wearing boots.”
    “Boots aren’t clothes.”
    “Maybe not,” continued the bunny man, “but they make your legs and bottom look divine.”
    Alice stood there for a long while, and no one said a word. Aware of the afternoon sun glowing on the white curve of her breasts, and her nipples tightening to hard nubs under their gazes, she grew more and more uncomfortable. “May I sit?”
    “There’s no room,” said the handsome man in the hat.
    The statement was ridiculous, and it occurred to her he must have said it just to give her a hard time. But when she looked into his face, he had a kind and interested expression, and she recognized the gleam she had seen in Pilar’s eyes, in Dick’s eyes, and in Cheshire’s.
    He looked as if he wanted to touch her. To kiss her. To do dreadful and delicious things.
    Maybe they all were mad, as Cheshire had suggested. Maybe she was mad, too. Her deepest place felt terribly vacant, and she was even starting not to mind these men looking at her nakedness… at least a little.
    “Are you sure there’s no room? Not even if I sit very close?”
    “How close?” the Hatter asked.
    She slipped her bottom onto the ground beside the strange table.
    “I’m sorry, that’s not close enough. I’m afraid you will have to leave.”
    To Alice’s surprise, she didn’t want to leave. “But I can’t sit any closer at this odd table.”
    “You think our table is odd?” said the bunny man.
    “I don’t mean to offend you, but most tables are flat, so the cups and saucers don’t slide off.”
    “Are they?”
    “Yes.”
    “Well, this isn’t most tables.” The man in the hat gave a harrumph. “It’s a sex chair. But that doesn’t change the fact that if you want to stay, you must sit closer.”
    Alice didn’t believe there was any such thing as a sex chair, but she thought it might be rude to say so.
    “Are you going to sit closer?” The Hatter asked, and he and the rabbit man stared at her, and there wasn’t a bit of rudeness in their eyes. In fact they even smiled. “Please?”
    And at that, Alice felt
she
would be the rude one if she didn’t at least make an effort. So, with a feeling of supreme naughtiness trilling up her spine, she plopped one hip on the edge of the leather top of the curvy, slopey-slanty sex chair table, her nipples jutting only inches from their faces.
    The men stared and time ticked by. Alice thought