Fear itself: a novel
menagerie outside the Lindsay Wildlife Museum, which specialized in rescuing injured birds, and got back to Berkeley in time to give Missy her present—the healthiest and singingest canary in the whole batch—before tucking her in.
    “I love her,” said Missy. Simon had put the cage right next to her bed.
    “What are you going to call her?”
    “Tweety, silly.”
    “Tweety Silly?” teased Simon. “That’s a funny name.”
    “Brat,” said Missy.
    “Brat,” replied Simon. As he bent over the bed to kiss her on the forehead, the canary began to sing. Simon turned out the light, but left the hall light on and the door ajar.
    “Good night, sis.”
    “Good night,” Missy called. “Sweet dreams.”
    “Let’s hope so,” muttered Simon, as the canary fell silent. “God, let’s hope so.”

Manie Sans Délire

1

    The morning after Pender’s retirement party, the spookily efficient Miss Pool made a single phone call, and in nothing less than a Bureau-cratic miracle, twenty minutes later two burly men in white coveralls showed up to haul away Pender’s files.
    Linda then tackled the task of cleaning out Pender’s desk and discovered the bottle of Jim Beam he’d left behind for her. She thought about throwing it into the wastebasket, but reconsidered: according to rumor, Counterintelligence was going through FBI trash now on a regular basis, trying to find the mole who had tipped off a major operation—the tunnel under the Russian Embassy, again according to rumor.
    Two hours later, while Linda was on-line, scrolling through the phobia.com chat room archives, the same two men in coveralls, accompanied by Special Agent Steve Maheu, returned with dolly-load upon dolly-load of white cardboard file boxes. Maheu, a crewcut member of the FBI’s Mormon Mafia, wearing a gray suit especially tailored to hide the umbrella up his ass (according to Pender), informed Linda that she’d been loaned to Counterintelligence.
    “Actually, I’m working on something kind of promising at—”
    He cut her off in midsentence. “Actually, you’re working on whatever I say you’re working on, Abruzzi. Unless you are physically unable to perform the duties to which you are assigned, in which case I suggest you hand in your badge and let’s get this charade over with before you embarrass the Bureau any further.”
    Lucky for you they took my gun away, Linda felt like saying. But what she did say, quietly, after counting to ten in Italian (a trick her mother, from the Sicilian side of the family, the side with the temper, had learned from her mother when she was a little girl), was, “Good lord, you really believe that, don’t you? That I’m embarrassing the Bureau.”
    “These boxes,” he continued, as if she hadn’t spoken, “contain computer printouts of every transaction in every known bank account keyed to the social security number of any agent, clerk, or charwoman with knowledge of a recent operation which may have been compromised from the inside.”
    “You mean the tun—”
    Maheu cut her off again. “Excuse me? I didn’t hear that,” he said pointedly.
    “I said, what fun.”
    “That’s better. I don’t know how you did things in San Antonio, Abruzzi, but here in Washington we don’t deal in gossip, especially in matters of security.”
    “Sorry.” Linda, a born wiseass, refrained with difficulty from pointing out that technically they weren’t in Washington, they were in Virginia.
    “Your job is to go through these transaction records one account at a time. The names have been redacted and code numbers substituted. If you find any unusual deposits, or pattern of deposits, write the code number down on a sheet of paper.”
    “That’s it?”
    “That’s it.”
    “Do you really think somebody who’s spying for the Russians is going to deposit the payoffs into his checking account, for crying out loud?”
    “No. If I thought there was a chance in Hades of that, I’d assign a real agent to the

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