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stage. We would like you to consider other names: Angela Merkel, Carla Bruni, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton and Cristina Fernández de Kirchner of Argentina all exude powerful musk.
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    Men also must be consider. Nicolas Sarkozy, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin press strong buttons of homoeroticism, which is the big factor in male scent selection at purchase point. We put these names in the hat. In your creativity you can certainly think of more.
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    We look forward to meet in Rio.
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    Best wishes,
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    Maurice Weber
    Director, New Brand Development (Europe)
    Esmée Éloge
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    From: Kazu Makino
    To: Donald Gold
    Sent: 7 January 2009, 16.40
    Subject: Re: Fwd: Project Red Carpet
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    I give you Dick Cheney, Eau My God. Am I pressing your strong buttons of homoeroticism, big boy?
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    From: Donald Gold
    To: Kazu Makino
    Sent: 7 January 2009, 16.41
    Subject: Re: Fwd: Project Red Carpet
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    Can’t think straight. Thoughts of Hillary have sent blood rushing from brain to groin. It’s enough to make me hetero.

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    From: Ted Berry
    To: Creative Department
    Sent: 7 January 2009, 16.44
    Subject: Fucking result!
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    The guys at Esmée Éloge are officially blown away by our celebs. Maggie, having got them seriously hard, has the green light. They’ve asked for more names from the political arena. Ideas, please. Don’t hold back. Let’s have some out-there thinking. My starter for ten: Eva Braun.

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    From: Sally Wilton
    To: All Staff
    Sent: 7 January 2009, 17.10
    Subject: Mugs
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    Luisa in the kitchen has informed me that eight mugs are missing. Can all those who have not returned them please do so or we will be obliged to revert to the days of environmentally unsound Styrofoam beverage receptacles.

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    From: Kirsten Richardson
    To: Liam O’Keefe
    Sent: 7 January 2009, 17.29
    Subject: Ready?
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    I’m starving!
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    From: Liam O’Keefe
    To: Kirsten Richardson
    Sent: 7 January 2009, 17.30
    Subject: Re: Ready?
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    Couple of things to do. See you in reception in five.
    eBay.co.uk
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    8 mugs
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    Item specifics: sturdy yet elegant white china mugs. Genuine Conran logo. Equally suitable for coffee and tea. Would suit large family of coffee/tea drinkers. Or single coffee/tea drinker who can’t be arsed to wash up.

Thursday
    Mood: litigious

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    From: Milton Keane
    To: Susi Judge-Davis-Gaultier
    Sent: 8 January 2009, 09.39
    Subject: piccy
    Att: blue_peter.jpg

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    From: Bill Geddes
    To: Liam O’Keefe
    Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.05
    Subject:
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    How did it go with the hairdresser?
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    From: Liam O’Keefe
    To: Bill Geddes
    Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.06
    Subject: Re:
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    Piss off.

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    From: Bill Geddes
    To: Liam O’Keefe
    Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.08
    Subject: Re:
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    That well? You probably don’t want to hear this then, but I’m getting grief from Betina at Esmée Éloge. The Winter Sun problem isn’t going away. Negative PR is piling up and the client has seven lawsuits pending already. When’s the recall ad going to be ready?
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    From: Liam O’Keefe
    To: Bill Geddes
    Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.10
    Subject: Re:
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    Like I said, piss off.

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    From: Maritza Person
    To: Liam O’Keefe
    Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.11
    Subject: eat yourself stiffer
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    Stay up all night long and take your ladylove to Planet Orgasma.
    Go http://www.cheapmeds.com
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    From: Bruno Strong
    To: Liam O’Keefe
    Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.12
    Subject: iron rod
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    Hey, guy, want giant love wand you can use on submarine like a periscope? Click now http://www.bestviagra.com
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    From: Shabbir Gokulam
    To: Liam O’Keefe
    Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.13
    Subject: weapon of mass ecstasy
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    Have stiffest cum stick in city!! Go http://www.viagrabonanza.com
    right now!!
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    From: Liam O’Keefe
    To: Alex Sofroniou
    Sent: 8 January 2009, 10.15
    Subject: spam
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    What’s happened to the spam