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mood. “A last blast for the Chong-Imura Gang of Badasses.”
    “Language,” said Tom, more out of reflex than anything else.
    “‘Chong-Imura’?” echoed Nix with a roll of her eyes. “Gang? Oh, please.”
    “Why camping?” asked Chong gloomily. “Why not just rub us all down with steak sauce and send us running into a herd of zoms?”
    “I’m not actually trying to get you killed,” said Tom.
    “Oh, of course not. Our safely is clearly your first concern.”
    Tom sipped his iced tea. “We’re going to be out there for months. We have to provide for ourselves. Besides, it’s a good way to learn woodcraft.”
    “Woodcraft?” asked Benny. “What, like making chairs and tables and stuff? How’s that—”
    Chong elbowed him. “No, genius. Woodcraft is the art of living in the wild. Hunting, fishing, setting traps, finding herbs. That sort of stuff.”
    “How do you know that?”
    “Because,” Chong said with raised eyebrows, “when youopen those things called ‘books,’ there are words as well as pictures. Sometimes the words tell you stuff.”
    “Bite me.”
    “Not even if I was a starving zom.” To Tom he said, “We learned some of that in the Scouts.”
    “Camping out in McGoran Field is hardly the same as surviving in the Rot and Ruin,” chided Tom. “Lilah already knows how to do that. So do I. Benny and Nix learned a little when we were out in the Ruin, but they don’t know enough.”
    “And I don’t know any,” concluded Chong. He sighed. “And I guess I don’t really need any. You know what my parents think about your trip.”
    “You don’t have to come camping with us,” said Nix.
    Chong sighed again. “No, I guess not.”
    “The thing is,” said Tom, “the stuff Mr. Feeney taught you in the Scouts was all well and good, but it’s old world. That’s the problem with a lot of what you kids have been taught, and it’s the problem with a lot of the books they make you read in school. They’re good in themselves, but they aren’t part of this world. It’s important to know the past, but your survival depends on knowing the present. I mean … has Mr. Feeney been outside the gate recently?”
    “Not since a few weeks after First Night,” said Nix. “He got here around the same time as my mom, and I don’t think he ever left again.”
    Tom nodded. “Right, which means that his knowledge is all based on camping in vacation spots and national parks as they were before the dead rose. He has no idea what it’s like out there in the wild.”
    “The wild,” echoed Chong, and looked a little pale. Ofhis friends, Chong was the smartest and most well-read, but he was by far the least physical. Benny had to bully him into a game of soccer, and even then Chong preferred to be the goalie.
    “When do we start?” Nix asked with enough enthusiasm to make Chong wince.
    “First light,” said Tom. He narrowed his eyes at Benny. “And that means we are up, washed, dressed, packed, and at the fence by first light … not hiding under your pillow pretending that I haven’t been calling you to get up for two hours.”
    Benny made a show of innocence unfairly attacked, but no one bought it.
    “Dress for hiking,” Tom told them all. He pulled a slip of paper out of his pocket and handed it to Chong. “Here’s a list of what you’ll need.”
    Chong’s eyes flicked down the list. “There’s not a lot of stuff here, Tom.”
    “You won’t want to carry a lot.”
    “No … I mean, there’s stuff missing. Like … food.”
    “We’ll forage and hunt. Nature provides, if you know how to ask.”
    “No tents?”
    “You’ll learn to build a basic shelter. All you need is a sleeping bag. We’ll be roughing it.”
    “No toilet paper?”
    Benny grinned. “That’s what ‘roughing it’ means, Chong.”
    “We’ll use bunches of grass or soft leaves,” explained Tom.
    Chong stared at him. “Please tell me you’re joking.”
    “Early man didn’t have toilet paper,”