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behind. The slick, noisy sounds of their union filled the room. It was a dirty, raunchy, tender, and sweet celebration of this unconventional yet wholly perfect relationship they’d forged. They came together, sweaty and sticky, and collapsed on the couch in a tangle of limbs.
Gasping for breath, Dani slid her gaze toward the far window and chuckled. “For once you guys closed the blinds. Good thing, because I hear you’ve got a Peeping Thomasina neighbor.”
They brushed the damp hair away from her grinning face and joined in her laughter as they hugged her between them. Graham nuzzled her hair, his head and heart woozy from the powerful emotions she brought out in him. “What are we going to do with you, Peeping Thomasina?”
“Just love me every second of your lives.”
Matt slipped her hand in his and lifted it to kiss her knuckles. “Only if you promise to do the same for us.”
Her sigh contented, she cuddled in their arms. “Deal.”
Best April Fools joke ever—falling in love.
Biting Serendipity
© 2015 Mary Hughes
Part of the April Fools For Love collection
Biting Love Short Bites , Book 4
Serendipity “Sera” Braun wears glasses and a bun to teach during the day, but at night, she adds a breast-plumping vest and dirndl for her job hoisting beer steins at Nieman’s. The big, leather-vest-and-earringed Viking bouncer? He’s bedsheets waiting to get sweaty, but all he does is scowl at her. She’s trying to keep her geriatric stripper of a granny from breaking a hip, but it’s hard when she keeps getting distracted by that sexy, smoky baritone.
Thorvald Thorsson is bitingly lonely—every vampire around him is mating. But his ex-fiancée rejected him as a killjoy (her exact words were he ate rules and s*** misery ), so it’s high time Fun Thor comes out to play. No way he’d pair up with the cute but too-serious little schoolmarm who waits tables at the bar.
Sera bridles the wicked, delicious things she’d like to do with the muscular Viking, suppressing herself until she’s a volcano about to blow. Then they are thrown together in a prank war, and all his potent masculinity is focused on her. He makes her burn to let loose, but how can she and still be responsible for Granny and set a good example?
Warning: A terribly lonely vampire, a conflicted schoolmarm with a caged wild side, nosy roommates and the female version of a bromance, not to mention scorching sex, swearing with the **** filled in, a whole town full of busybodies—and the best April Fools joke ever.
http://www.amazon.com/Biting-Serendipity-April-Fools-Short-ebook/dp/B00VDRUE14
Enjoy the following excerpt for Biting Serendipity:
My boss Camille leaned against the open door of the women’s restroom, tapping one impatient foot.
We hustled into the narrow, tiled room smelling of pine disinfectant and lime-and-coconut foaming soap.
Shutting the door, she came right to the point. “Our motto is Sexy And Fun. In the spirit of Fun, I’ve entered Nieman’s into the annual citywide April Fools’ Day competition.”
“That’s nice,” Thor said in a tone of voice that I’d use for snaking hair-clogged drains.
“Nice,” I echoed feebly.
April First in Meiers Corners was like New Years Eve in the rest of the world. Tons of people went out, did things they’d never do the rest of the year, and made utter asses out of themselves. The more sober townsfolk cringed at the antics and stayed home. But enough pranksters would be out, trying to get their video into the haloed winner’s circle, that I’d planned to call in sick to work and lock myself in my bedroom with a good book until it was all over.
“I’m so glad you think it’s nice, because I’ve entered the you two.” She jabbed an index finger at me and Thor.
That finger could have been an icicle, jabbing me in the gut. “No. No way. That competition is for the most
Gasping for breath, Dani slid her gaze toward the far window and chuckled. “For once you guys closed the blinds. Good thing, because I hear you’ve got a Peeping Thomasina neighbor.”
They brushed the damp hair away from her grinning face and joined in her laughter as they hugged her between them. Graham nuzzled her hair, his head and heart woozy from the powerful emotions she brought out in him. “What are we going to do with you, Peeping Thomasina?”
“Just love me every second of your lives.”
Matt slipped her hand in his and lifted it to kiss her knuckles. “Only if you promise to do the same for us.”
Her sigh contented, she cuddled in their arms. “Deal.”
Best April Fools joke ever—falling in love.
Biting Serendipity
© 2015 Mary Hughes
Part of the April Fools For Love collection
Biting Love Short Bites , Book 4
Serendipity “Sera” Braun wears glasses and a bun to teach during the day, but at night, she adds a breast-plumping vest and dirndl for her job hoisting beer steins at Nieman’s. The big, leather-vest-and-earringed Viking bouncer? He’s bedsheets waiting to get sweaty, but all he does is scowl at her. She’s trying to keep her geriatric stripper of a granny from breaking a hip, but it’s hard when she keeps getting distracted by that sexy, smoky baritone.
Thorvald Thorsson is bitingly lonely—every vampire around him is mating. But his ex-fiancée rejected him as a killjoy (her exact words were he ate rules and s*** misery ), so it’s high time Fun Thor comes out to play. No way he’d pair up with the cute but too-serious little schoolmarm who waits tables at the bar.
Sera bridles the wicked, delicious things she’d like to do with the muscular Viking, suppressing herself until she’s a volcano about to blow. Then they are thrown together in a prank war, and all his potent masculinity is focused on her. He makes her burn to let loose, but how can she and still be responsible for Granny and set a good example?
Warning: A terribly lonely vampire, a conflicted schoolmarm with a caged wild side, nosy roommates and the female version of a bromance, not to mention scorching sex, swearing with the **** filled in, a whole town full of busybodies—and the best April Fools joke ever.
http://www.amazon.com/Biting-Serendipity-April-Fools-Short-ebook/dp/B00VDRUE14
Enjoy the following excerpt for Biting Serendipity:
My boss Camille leaned against the open door of the women’s restroom, tapping one impatient foot.
We hustled into the narrow, tiled room smelling of pine disinfectant and lime-and-coconut foaming soap.
Shutting the door, she came right to the point. “Our motto is Sexy And Fun. In the spirit of Fun, I’ve entered Nieman’s into the annual citywide April Fools’ Day competition.”
“That’s nice,” Thor said in a tone of voice that I’d use for snaking hair-clogged drains.
“Nice,” I echoed feebly.
April First in Meiers Corners was like New Years Eve in the rest of the world. Tons of people went out, did things they’d never do the rest of the year, and made utter asses out of themselves. The more sober townsfolk cringed at the antics and stayed home. But enough pranksters would be out, trying to get their video into the haloed winner’s circle, that I’d planned to call in sick to work and lock myself in my bedroom with a good book until it was all over.
“I’m so glad you think it’s nice, because I’ve entered the you two.” She jabbed an index finger at me and Thor.
That finger could have been an icicle, jabbing me in the gut. “No. No way. That competition is for the most
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