Iâm late.â
âThat womanâs got you by the balls,â said Clarrie. âIf my missus said fuckinâ boo to me after the pub sheâd get the biggest backhander you ever saw.â
âYeah?â Dave grunted.
Jesus, imagine hitting June! Sheâd belt me back and then be off to a womanâs refuge like a rocket. Could I hit her? No, Jesus! I suppose Iâm not really working class, not like these blokes anyway.
âWhat was wrong with the boss today, Dave? Heâs a bit shitty on you. You been revolting again, you fuckinâ commo.â Clarrie winked at Arthur.
âAhh! Fuck him,â said Dave. âHe wants me to go for leading hand and work full-time. I told him to stick it.â
âJesus, Dave, I wish heâd fuckinâ ask me. I been there five years and Iâm still a Grade Two. Whatâs wrong with you, Dave, is you got no ambition. He went to fuckinâ uni, you know, Arthur.â
âYeah, is that right? What was you doinâ, Dave?â
âMedicine,â said Dave shortly. âI dropped out halfway.â
âYou must have been fuckinâ mad. Jesus, youâd be on what? Five hundred a week now, silly bugger.â
âListen, Dave,â said Clarrie, âyou want to take that leading hand job, otherwise weâll probably get some wog.â
âYeah, well, I got to go now,â said Dave, standing abruptly. âSee you Tuesday.â
âAll right Dave. See you, mate.â
Dave left. He sat in his car for a while waiting for the traffic to ease. How he hated them talking like that! Their racism, their brutality, sickened him sometimes. They were like stupid dinosaurs. Was that his beloved working class? No, they werenât all like that. Anyway, whatever I chose, Iâm happy anyway.
He started the car with an angry twist of the key and drove home.
*
The boys greeted him with enthusiasm.
âHey, Dad! Did you bury many stiffs today?â
âOne or two. You fed the rabbits yet? Come on, itâs nearly teatime. Whereâs your mum?â
June was in the bathroom, washing the baby. He kissed her.
âYou did go to the pub, Dave. Jesus!â
âAh, now babe, I got home early, didnât I? Whatâs for tea?â
âYouâll have to heat it up. Itâs wholemeal spinach flan.â
âJesus! Will the kids cop that?â
âThey better,â she said, swirling the water vigorously round the baby. âTheyâve been driving me mad today with that video. Why did you ever buy it?â
âJunie, what would you do if I gave you a backhander?â
âWhat! Now stop your silly jokes, Dave. Go and start tea. Iâm late.â
Dave went into the kitchen. The flan was on a bench. It looked like a green-brown cowpat. Still, it could be worse. At one stage June had made them eat brown rice and seaweed till the boys rebelled. Dave used to take them on secret trips to McDonaldâs. He still felt a little guilty about that.
He put the loathsome object in the oven and filled a pot with potatoes. Surreptitiously he tipped in two tablespoons of salt. June caught him.
âDave! You change that water straight away. I donât want you dying of high blood pressure and leaving me to bring up three boys on my own.â
Dave changed the water.
âNow,â she said, âIâve put a bottle in the fridge. Give Leon a feed at seven and donât let the boys stay up late.â
âYeah, OK, Junie. See you soon.â
She bustled out.
After tea, Dave slumped into his favourite armchair and read the paperâthe Ageâfucking capitalist press. He was always meaning to cancel it. The baby lay on his chest sucking its bottle in a sleepy way. The boys were playing their video games again, but with the sound muted. The stereo played softlyâPaul Desmond.
The baby finished its bottle.
âHey, kids, take this to the kitchen and bring me a
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