Iâm not anybodyâs nurse-maid or typewriter or bookkeeper (I should have been, you know, except for you).
Iâm sorry now for all my past badnesses.
Iâm sorry I was ever impertinent to Mrs. Lippett.
Iâm sorry I ever slapped Freddie Perkins.
Iâm sorry I ever filled the sugar bowl with salt.
Iâm sorry I ever made faces behind the Trusteesâ backs.
Iâm going to be good and sweet and kind to everybody because Iâm so happy. And this summer Iâm going to write and write and write and begin to be a great author. Isnât that an exalted stand to take? Oh, Iâm developing a beautiful character! It droops a bit under cold and frost, but it does grow fast when the sun shines.
Thatâs the way with everybody. I donât agree with the theory that adversity and sorrow and disappointment develop moral strength. The happy people are the ones who are bubbling over with kindliness. I have no faith in misanthropes. (Fine word! Just learned it.) You are not a misanthrope are you, Daddy?
I started to tell you about the campus. I wish youâd come for a little visit and let me walk you about and say:
âThat is the library. This is the gas plant, Daddy dear. The Gothic building on your left is the gymnasium, and the Tudor Romanesque beside it is the new infirmary.â
Oh, Iâm fine at showing people about, Iâve done it all my life at the asylum, and Iâve been doing it all day here. I have honestly.
And a Man, too!
Thatâs a great experience. I never talked to a man before (except occasional Trustees, and they donât count). Pardon, Daddy. I donât mean to hurt your feelings when I abuse Trustees. I donât consider that you really belong among them. You just tumbled onto the Board by chance. The Trustee, as such, is fat and pompous and benevolent. He pats one on the head and wears a gold watch chain.
That looks like a June bug, but is meant to be a portrait of any Trustee except you.
Howeverâto resume:
I have been walking and talking and having tea with a man. And with a very superior manâwith Mr. Jervis Pendleton of the House of Julia; her uncle, in short (in long, perhaps I ought to say; heâs as tall as you). Being in town on business, he decided to run out to the college and call on his niece. Heâs her fatherâs youngest brother, but she doesnât know him very intimately. It seems he glanced at her when she was a baby, decided he didnât like her, and has never noticed her since.
Anyway, there he was, sitting in the reception room very proper with his hat and stick and gloves beside him; and Julia and Sallie with seventh-hour recitations that they couldnât cut. So Julia dashed into my room and begged me to walk him about the campus and then deliver him to her when the seventh hour was over. I said I would, obligingly but unenthusiastically, because I donât care much for Pendletons.
But he turned out to be a sweet lamb. Heâs a real human beingânot a Pendleton at all. We had a beautiful time; Iâve longed for an uncle ever since. Do you mind pretending youâre my uncle? I believe theyâre superior to grandmothers.
Mr. Pendleton reminded me a little of you, Daddy, as you were twenty years ago. You see I know you intimately, even if we havenât ever met!
Heâs tall and thinnish with a dark face all over lines, and the funniest underneath smile that never quite comes through but just wrinkles up the corners of his mouth. And he has a way of making you feel right off as though youâd known him a long time. Heâs very companionable.
We walked all over the campus from the quadrangle to the athletic grounds; then he said he felt weak and must have some tea. He proposed that we go to College Innâitâs just off the campus by the pine walk. I said we ought to go back for Julia and Sallie, but he said he didnât like to have his nieces drink too
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