crash.â
âMan, you are the luckiest son of a bitch. Why couldnât I have been born with your looks instead of my wit? Chicks donât want to fuck wit.â Rockinâ checks the clock. âHey weâre back on in fifteen. Start with a mention of the bachelorâs auction.â
Perfect. Georgie adjusts his microphone, ready to resume their on-air repartee.
Rockinâ announces, âOne lucky lady will get the honor of escorting yours truly, Rockinâ Ron, to the Q92.7 holiday bash at Meltdown. Pablum will be opening for Mourning Breath. So ladies if you donât want to talk to me, you can listen to the bands. And remember to ignore my roving hands; they have a mind of their own.â
Georgie jeers, âWeâre all waiting to see what kind of man, woman or beast would actually pay for a date with my buddy Rockinâ.â
âOuch, that hurts my feelings.â
âYou know we have a pool going. My moneyâs on beast.â
âCome on ladies, someoneâs got to defend my honor.â
âYou must feel so cheap being sold up there like a piece of meat.â
Rockinâ throws Georgie a menacing glance and pushes their outline aside. âNot as cheap as the baby doll you went home with last night.â
Just as planned, Georgie thinks. âThatâs not nice. The girl I was with last night is not cheap.â
âOh âthatâ kind of girl! How expensive is she, and does she charge by the night, the hour or in your case, the milli-second?â
âThatâs not what I meant.â
âOkay, okay, just tell me this.â Rockinâ leans close to the mike. âDoes she have big breasts? Or better yet, are they bigger than you know whose?â Rockinâ hits a sound effect of Tawney whining.
âIâm not going to answer that.â
Rockinâ pushes another button sounding a warning signal and alters his voice, âThis is a station advisory. If there are any small children in the room, get them the hell out! The show is getting good. Now, letâs get to it. Did she touch your manhood, your cucumber of love, your high-speed stick shift? Small dirty minds want to know.â
âThe FCC is gonna kick us off the air,â Georgie warns.
âLet âem try, those pussies. Now speaking of pussy.â
âHow about a song?â Georgie kicks the show to music and the on-air light goes dark.
Rockinâ throws down his headset. âYou cut me off!â
âYou were taking it too far.â Georgie pushes back lazily in his chair. He knows Tawney always listens in the morning and sheâd be sure to listen today, wanting to hear how pissed he must have been at being blown off. The stuff about Renny would make her nuts.
It takes a moment for Rockinâs slow gears to catch up to Georgieâs trap. âDamn you! You set me up didnât you? You wanted me to do that?â
âYouâre such an easy target.â
âYou and Tawney with your mind whacks. They should ship you both off to the land of fuckinâ misfit toys.â He storms out.
An assistant sticks her head in. âGeorgie, Tawneyâs on the phone. She sounds awful, I could barely tell who it was. All the screaming and crying. You better talk to her. And Rockinâ is screaming that heâs going to quit again.â
âLet him, Iâll throw a party. How long âtil weâre back?â
âFour minutes.â
He nods. His mind wanders to Renny, as he waits for Tawneyâs call to be transferred. When he grabs the phone, Georgie isnât sure whether he wants the call or the girl that comes with it.
Chapter Seven
Renny sweeps into the office with her laundry bag slung over her shoulder and a wide smile stretched across her face. She sips her coffee and stops at Lucyâs desk, where the assistant sits perusing the Post . âGood morning, Lucy. Any messages for me?â
Lucy
Gil Brewer
Raye Morgan
Rain Oxford
Christopher Smith
Cleo Peitsche
Antara Mann
Toria Lyons
Mairead Tuohy Duffy
Hilary Norman
Patricia Highsmith