funny?â
âJust nervous babbling,â Bean admitted.
âIâm telling you, dude, thereâs nothing to be nervous about,â said Kai.
They drove a little farther. Kai swept the beam through the woods, looking for the shed.
âYou sure we re on the right road?â Bean asked.
âPretty sure,â Kai answered.
âSeems like we should have found it by now.â
âDonât forget, last time we came down this road a lot faster,â Kai said. âSo it may seem like weâve been driving longer, but itâs only because weâre going slower. There it is.â Kai held the beam steady on the shed, just barely visible through the trees. âGet as close as you can and stop.â
A few seconds later Bean stopped the hearse. âYou know, something just occurred to me. Up till now Iâve been worried that Goldilocks was gonna nail us while we were stealing his boards.â
âWeâre not stealing,â Kai said. âWeâre simply returning the boards to their rightful owner.â
âYeah, okay, Robin Hood, whatever,â Bean said. âBut hereâs what I just realized. It doesnât matter whether he catches us in the act or not, because as soon as he discovers the boards are gone, heâs gonna know who took them.â
âNot necessarily,â Kai said. âWe donât know who else heâs shown the boards to. Now come on, letâs do this fast and get out of here.You have the hacksaw and the WD-Forty?â
âOf course,â Bean said. They got out of the hearse. Bean opened the back door and took out the hacksaw and spray can of oil. He and Kai walked through the dark trees toward the shed.
âI understand the hacksaw, but whatâs the oil for?â Bean asked.
âCuts down on the noise the saw makes going through metal,â Kai said.
âSometimes you scare me,â Bean said as they made their way around the tree trunks and through the brush.
âWhyâs that?â Kai asked.
âBecause when most people use a hacksaw, they donât have to worry about how much noise it makes. The only people who have to worry about noise are the ones who are doing something where they donât want to get caught. Know what I mean? So tell me Kai, whereâd you learn this little trick?â
Kai knew exactly where heâd learned to make a hacksaw work silently About a year before, a store his father had been using was suddenly bolted shut by the landlord for nonpayment of rent. It was one of those rare times when Pat had failed to leave town before thelandlord figured out that he was getting stiffed. Since the store was padlocked with all the shirts, transfers, heat press, and computer still inside, the Alien Frog Beast had had no choice but to break in during the night. The only other option would have been to pay the rent he owed. Which, of course, was out of the question.
âJust something I picked up along the way,â Kai said, taking the hacksaw from Bean and handing him the flashlight. âShine it on the latch.â
Bean aimed the flashlight. Kai had no intention of trying to saw through the padlock itself. That was case-hardened steel. It was the latch he was interested in. Especially where it crossed the gap between the old wooden doors. Kai placed the blade of the hacksaw on the latch and started to saw.
âGive it a shot,â he said when the metal screeched. âJust a little.â
Bean sprayed the oil, and continued to apply it each time the saw began to make noise. Kai sawed steadily. The latch was old and the metal soft. In less than five minutes heâd cut through it. He and Bean pulled open the doors. Bean flashed the light on the boardsand Kai quickly counted. All twelve were still there. Kai felt himself smile. Except for the banana yellow Yater, Curtis was going to get his boards back.
They carefully pulled the boards out of the shed and piled
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