schoolgirl, toting a book bag. She wasnât giggling like sheâd been smoking grass. Of course, I wasnât too up on what a teenager smoking grass acted like. I hadnât even seen any of the stoner movies. I only knew the half of Harold and Kumar that was on House . Nonetheless, if she was buzzed, I would have expected some difference. She did seem a little exhilarated. I donât recall marijuana producing exhilaration. A goofy, mellow groove, not an upper. Or so I hear.
Sharon and Congressman Blake returned to their table, which was not that far from mine, but closer to the stage, which was good in that theyâd be looking in that direction, whereas Iâd be looking at them.
The congressman signaled the waiter over, gave him an order. Eager to use up his two hundred bucks, no doubt.
When the waiter left they picked up the large leather-bound menus on the table. I had one on mine but hadnât paid any attention to it. Thatâs because I never took the advance course on private eye surveillance about appearing natural in a restaurant by pretending you were there to eat.
I picked up the menu, flipped it open, so if a waiter appeared Iâd be ready. I could place my order without taking my eyes off the congressman and the kid. I took a look at the entrees. The rib-eye looked good. At sixty-five bucks it would take a whack out of the hundred-dollar deposit. What the hell. I was hungry. Might as well use it up.
And for starters, a pear salad, with shaved reggiano and balsamic vinaigrette, for a mere eighteen ninety-five. Throw in tax and the Diet Coke, and my waiter might start liking me again.
My waiter seemed in no hurry to take my order. He reappeared with my Diet Coke, plunked it on the table, and was gone before I could ask him about the dayâs specials. Not that I was going to, but even so.
I wondered how many tables the guy was covering. Not the congressman and the kid. Their waiter was back with a tray from which he delivered the congressman a martini, and the kid ⦠a margarita!
Oh, the charges were adding up.
Sharon sipped her drink, giggled, licked salt off the rim of her glass.
I wondered if they carded anyone in this place. Or if she just got by because she was with the congressman. I wondered if he was a regular. That would make sense. He was allowed backstage. He was allowed to order booze for his pubescent date. After smoking dope, no doubt.
The waiter came back, asked me if Iâd made up my mind. I hadnât, really. I was torn between ordering the rib-eye and breaking the congressmanâs nose. It was a tossup, really. I mean, the rib-eye sounded good, but the thought of hearing that nose crack â¦
I stifled the urge, ordered salad and the steak.
âHow would you like it cooked?â
âIf I say rare, what will I get?
âRare is bloody. Medium rare is red. Medium is pink.â
âI guess I tend toward medium.â
The waiter repeated âtend toward mediumâ as if he were writing it down. More likely, âasshole, burn it.â
âWould you like another Diet Coke?â
Iâd barely touched the one I had. âNot just yet.â
As the waiter hurried off in quest of fresher game, I realized my attention had been diverted momentarily from the congressman and the kid. There was a waiter at their table too, going through a similar routine, though probably with more deference. He seemed quite happy with what he was writing. Probably âbig tipper, remember to smile.â
The waiterâs routine ended with a gesture toward their drinks.
Sharonâs margarita was half gone. She nodded yes. The congressman shook his head.
Son of a bitch. Staying sober while plying her with booze. I wondered why. Was there anything he wanted she wouldnât do? Something particularly kinky, perhaps? Which would explain the elaborate preparations, the trip, the dope, the booze.
Sort of.
The lights went down, and the
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