Blog of a Bully

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pop the hood, lift it, and the sign will swing out. Naturally, I should make an extra note saying the battery is unhooked. That way it is done creatively and she gets the picture.
    I love it, but you need to realize she is only thirteen and doesn’t drive. Besides, what if she doesn’t think to check the hood and has the car towed home? That would stink. But I love the idea and may use it in the future.
    Another great idea that would take much preparation would be to make a video. Just a simple commercial, but at the end of the video, you ask the girl out. The reader said he actually did this. He had a movie night, invited the girl along with her friends, flipped on the movie, dashed off in the middle of the movie to get flowers, and then was back for the end. When she turned around, he was standing there with flowers and she said yes through her tears.
    I got goose bumps just thinking about it. But like I said, there is way too much preparation to pull that trick off. Her friends might have to be in on it, and I’d have to coordinate a movie night. Too much, but the results sound great.
     
    The winning comment of the week is from a guy who suggested making a homemade card telling the girl that a secret admirer wants to go to the dance with her. The note should include a P.S. that if the girl wants to know who the secret admirer is, the girl should meet him at the ice cream shop at a specific time and date and that the girl will know him when she sees him.
    The secret admirer should buy a nice rose to go with the note, place the card and flower on her front doormat, ring the doorbell, and run! Now, you might be wondering how the girl will recognize the secret admirer at the ice cream shop. The secret admirer should wear a shirt that has the following on the front in big letters: “I AM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER!”
    Brilliant. That way you get two dates out of her (ice cream + dance = two dates) when she really only agrees to one. And if she says no, you could say, “Well, at least let me buy you some ice cream.” Then you have the rest of that date to win her over. Masterminds are reading my blog. Sweet.
    I must say that I will not be using these ideas for Buzz, but you have inspired me and I have an idea—I don’t know if it’s better, but it’s definitely in the same category as your ideas. I will tell you about my plan after Buzz and I carry it out.
    Other than that, Donald has been avoiding me, and I still need the poem from Buzz to proceed.
    Those who have love have wealth beyond measure.
    It sounds like my readers are wealthy. I’m desperate; I will take minimum wage at this point.

February
     
     
    Friday, February 4th, 2011
    10:15 p.m.
    Poems
     
    What day is it? Oh, yeah, a normal day in my crazy life. I went to school and saw that Donald was hanging out with Timid Tim, my evil little enemy. They look like they are best friends now. Why hasn’t Hercules told me about this? I mean, I sit by Hercules on the bus—why didn’t he tell me that Donald is now in cahoots with Timid Tim? Should I be worried? I will let it pass for now. But now I feel I can’t trust Hercules, so I will start riding my bike to school.
    Buzz met with me during lunch to give me his poem, or should I say a notebook full of love? I just wanted a simple list to make a poem out of, like Roses are red, violets are blue, will you go to the dance with me? I’ll go with you. But no, he gives me this notebook that is completely full, front and back of every page, of how he feels about Angela. We have a lot to work with. So I told him we should hang out after school to make a poem.
    I told him there are tons of different poems, so he should figure out a format he would like to impress Angela with. I don’t know why I thought he could pull off such a simple task as finding a poem format. When I road my bike over to his place later in the day, he still had nothing for me, just a bunch of unorganized feelings.
    We decided to make a basic starter

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