âBoo!â
The Never bird cocked its head toward me and stared at me with one black beady eye, clucking in a disapproving way. If it could talk, Iâm sure that it wouldâve said, You didnât really think that would work, did you?
âNo, like this.â Prank burst through the leaves, just a couple feet from the Never bird, yelling and waving his arms. With a squawk, the bird launched itself into the air toward him, but as soon as Prank retreated, it sailed right back to its nest and settled back over its eggs possessively.
Prank scratched his head sheepishly. âI guess they still remember us trying that before.â
âWhy donât we just tap it on the shoulder and see if itâll give us a ride somewhere?â I said.
I meant it as a joke, but Kyle said, âGood idea.â
He flew up really close to the Never bird we couldnât scare.
Then, grinning, he jumped on the Never birdâs back. The bird didnât like it one bit. It squawked and screeched furiously while Kyle clung to its neck like a cowboy at a rodeo.
Iâll tell you one thing: Kyle was pretty gutsy. The bird was bigger than he was.
âNow, why didnât I think of that?â Prank said, sounding faintly jealous as the bird flew jerkily, trying to knock the littlest Lost Boy off its back.
âThe nest! The nest!â Kyleâs voice was muffled against the feathers.
I took one side of the nest, and Prank took the other. We flew it to the neighboring tree, and just as we settled it safely on a new branch, the bird finally succeeded in bucking Kyle off. At first, the Never bird didnât seem happy to find its nest in the new location. Then it landed over the eggs, folding its wings prissily, as if to tell us that this was the tree it really wanted to be in the whole time.
âThat worked well,â I said, pleased.
âThat was awesome !â said Kyle, still laughing. He had feathers in his hair.
âMy turn!â Dibs cried, leaping from the grass and zooming into the Tree Home toward the next nest. Button followed close behind. Peter zipped up beside me and grinned, the feather on Hookâs hat blowing in the breeze.
It didnât surprise me much that everyone wanted to help with the Never birds now that it wasnât boring.
What surprised me was that suddenly, I was the only one who had to take charge. Being naturally bossy turned out to be kind of helpful.
âWait, letâs do this right and have a real contest,â Prank said as I flew around the Tree Home, counting nests. âOne at a time. Iâll go last.â Peter gave him a look, and Prank added hastily, âI mean, second to last. Peter goes last, of course.â
âOkay, there are twenty-one nests,â I said, expecting the Lost Boys to rally to attention.
That definitely didnât happen.
âMe first!â Dibs cried, zooming toward the closest Never bird.
âWait a sec!â I cried. âButton, help me with the nest.â
Button looked disappointed, but he came with me anyway. Dibs pounced on the Never bird, holding on behind the wings instead of around the neck. As soon as the bird started flying, Button and I grabbed the nest, and Peter and the Lost Boys started chanting, âOne, two, three . . .â
We settled the nest quickly on the other tree. You could actually hear the bird pecking Dibs. Mainly because he shouted, âOuchies! Ouchies! â
At the count of fifteen, Dibs let go, sliding off the birdâs back and rubbing the peck marks on his arms.
âMy turn!â Button said, rushing forward, which meant that I had to grab Kyle to help me with the next nest.
It was like that the whole time. Mom wouldâve been proud of how responsible I was.
I moved every single nest, but I had to keep recruiting a new Lost Boy to help me every time I did it. Like Button, they kept getting distracted by the contest and leaving as soon as we relocated a
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