another teacher checked on her class. She hoped that she wouldnât get sick pretending to be sick. This weekend was too important.
There was also an undercurrent in the class. Five kids were away, which should have left Q with the elusive prize Mrs Mason always dreamt about â the perfect class size. But this was no perfect class. Tania cried. Ben and Bry-Bry got into a fight. Greg ate a whole yellow crayon, which was bizarre, because he usually stuck to the green ones.
âItâs like they sense something coming,â Q said. âTheir primitive instincts are picking up on signs we canât detect.â
âYou do know theyâre kids, right?â Hannah said.
âWhatâs your point?â
Hannah drew jagged red lightning bolts onto her picture. âTheyâre probably annoyed because youâre skipping school tomorrow,â she said.
Q burst into another fit of fake coughing to drown out her young friendâs words. With her cough-roughened throat, it turned into a real fit of coughing. Almost breathless, she hissed at Hannah. âWho have you told?â
Hannah switched to markers and colored in the sky. âNo one. What kind of friend do you think I am?â The sky grew black. It wasnât her usual cheery scene at all.
âLighten up, Hannah Banana,â Q said. âAt least youâre only a Kindy Koala. If you were a real koala, youâd have to worry about death by cow.â
Hannah did not laugh. She played with her half of the Best Friends necklace hanging around her throat. â And you canceled Lethal Littlies this week,â she said.
âIâve had stuff on,â Q said. âImportant stuff.â Hannah remained impassive. âNext Monday Iâll let you put Tina in a headlock,â Q said.
Hannah gave a half-smile. âReally?â
âSure.â Q pulled a package out of her bag. âAnd I got you a present.â
Hannah took it, delighted, then hesitated. âThis doesnât mean you get to skip out whenever you want,â she said.
âOpen it.â
Hannah unwrapped the parcel with care, peeling off the sticky tape gently and carefully folding the paper as she went. Inside was a slim gray box.
âWow!â said Hannah. âA new phone! Is it the Gwendolyn III from TV?â She opened the box and took out a large black phone. Her face fell.
Q grabbed it. âItâs a satellite hotphone!â she said. âItâs got this wind-up recharger, see, so youâll never be out of batteries. It gets coverage anywhere in the world, even under water! Itâs like having a walkie-talkie, but cooler.â
âWhatâs a walkie-talkie?â
Q pondered. âAn old-fashioned way of making calls. Like using strings and cans.â She pulled a matching phone from her cargo pants pocket and held the twin models together. âThey can only call each other. Theyâre best friends, just like us.â
Hannah took the phone and examined it. âI canât call anyone else?â she said.
âWho else would you want to talk to?â Q had saved the best for last. âAnd I decorated them, see? Tiger ninjas. Yours are pink.â
Hannah ran her fingers over the stickers and grinned.
âSo weâre okay?â Q said.
âSure,â said Hannah, inspecting the phoneâs features. âI guess I can call you tomorrow if I need you.â
âExactly,â Q said. âBesides, Iâll only be gone for three days. What could go wrong?â
*
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