donât look at each other. We donât dare.
Linus sighs. He must see the crushed look on our faces, because his scowl fades slightly.
âItâs not terrible ,â he says, âbut itâs not working. What dâyou think, Roxy? Itâs your song.â
Roxanne purses her lips. âOh, I donât know. Youâre cute, girls. But it needs . . . something.â
Linus and Sebastian both nod.
It probably needs a group of girls whoâve done more than four live performances, to be fair, and who donât normally just muck around in each otherâs bedrooms singing in their pyjamas. I guess I was getting carried away just now.
âTry losing the guitar,â Linus calls.
âNo!â Rose exclaims. The sudden fear in her voice startles me. âBut I need it!â she stutters more quietly. âWithout it we canâtââ
âSure you can,â Linus says. âWeâve got the track for that, havenât we?â
He looks at Janet, the floor manager, whoâs hovering near the wings. She presses her headset to her ear, listening for instructions coming from the control room at the backof the theatre. Ivan Jenks is sitting up there, watching us all and controlling whatâs happening. Janet nods. She comes over to collect the guitar, which Rose hands over reluctantly.
âOK,â Linus instructs us. âNow stand all together. I see you as a girl band. I want to see you moving, like catsuit girl did in your video. I loved the video, by the way.â
Right. So he loved the video. Thatâs good. Bert mentioned the video too. Girl band: we can do that. Perhaps I wasnât getting too carried away.
âI refuse to jiggle,â Rose mutters to me through gritted teeth while they quickly sort out the backing track in the wings.
I give her half a smile.
âOh, come on. Itâs not jiggling, itâs dancing. Youâll enjoy it.â
âI wonât,â she says, grim-faced.
I sigh. I wish she wouldnât be so down on herself, or us. I know itâs hardly Ella Fitzgerald, but itâs supposed to be a masterclass and theyâre giving us advice.
âJust do it a little bit, please ,â I whisper.
âI hate it. You know that.â
Poor Rose. She does. Not that she canât dance: she just doesnât enjoy it.
Nell and Jodie get into position. Rose huffs discontentedly, smoothing down her skirt with restless hands. I try and relax my shoulders so I can get into the mood to impress the judges. If they want jiggling, they can have jiggling. Actually, this is what can help me âstay looseâ, like Bert Blackwell suggested. I try to imagine myself back in my pyjamas, the way I was for the original video. It seems to work.
The track starts. I know I havenât got the best vocals, but as we sing I try and remember some of Roxanneâs moves from her video of this song. I have a go at a simplified version and to my left, I can see Nell and Jodie doing their best to follow. To my right, Rose is just about swaying from side to side, but thatâs it. This is hardly team spirit. I pirouette. I move my hips. Itâs a fun song and it needs some fun presentation. I know Rose isnât a huge fan of Roxanneâs music, and Iâm sorry about the guitar, but I wish sheâd at least try.
At the end, I crowd in with Jodie and Nell, panting, to see what the judges thought this time. Rose stands a little apart.
Roxanne beams up at us and claps her hands.
âThat was cool. I really liked that. I love you girls.â
Oh. Wow. I mean, wow.
At the end of the table, Sebastian Rules shrugs and spoils the moment slightly. âYouâre OK. It was better. Still not really working, though.â
âIâd like you to try it again,â Linus announces. âOne more time. Give it all youâve got. You,â he says, âthe girl in the catsuit. Move over there.â
He makes me
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