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forget! My mother wants you all to know this comes from my fathers side. Shes as normal as the day is long.
But imagine this though. Imagine having a mood system that functions essentially like weatherindependently of whatevers going on in your life. So the facts of your life remain the same, just the emotional fiction that youre responding to differs. Its like Im not prop erly insulatedso all the bad and the good ways that you and most of the people in adjacent neighborhoods and around the world feelthat pours directly into my system unchecked. Its so fun. I call it getting on my grid or ESP: Egregious Sensory Protection.
But ultimately I feel Im very sane about how crazy I am.
But periodically I do explode. Now the good thing about this is that over time, the explosions have gotten smaller and the recovery time is faster, but what is guaranteed is that I will explode. So what I do, because Im a good hostess (except for the Greg thing)I provide my guests with bibs. So they dont get my crazy juice all over their nice clothes.
You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic-depression, its sexual promiscuity, excessive spending, and substance abuseand that just sounds like a fantastic weekend in Vegas to me!
Oh! Thisll impress youIm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, Im a PEZ dispenser and Im in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you cant have it all?
But when I was told about the textbook, I was told I was in there with a photo.
And I said, Huh? What photo???
Its not like anyone ever called me and said, Have you got a little snapshot of yourself looking depressed or manic? (Like from my show, for example.)
So for years I wonderedwhat picture?
Well, I have excellent news. Recently I found the picture, and rather than describing it to you, would you like to see it? Because I really want to show it to you.
So Im not crazy, that bitch is. Anyone who would wear a hairstyle like that has to be nuts! Right?
Having received word at an early age that the rest of my life was going to be challenging (at least at very odd intervals), I started seeing a shrink when I was fifteen. The first was recommended to me by Joan Hacket, and he was a psychologist and not a psychiatrist. (Psychiatrists are medical doctors as well as the rest of the psycho stuff. So theyre better trained to diagnose mental illness andoh so much more importantlyprescribe medication for it.) In any case (so to speak), this doctor failed to diagnose my manic depression. Though one day, after Id been seeing him for many years, he suddenly asked if Id been hyperactive as a child. Yeah, right
and Id just somehow forgotten to mention a little thing like that. I mean, it wasnt as if I had an endless supply of life struggles to discuss with him at that point. Although surely adolescence is a struggle in and of itselfbut not so much so that Id somehow forgotten to mention my hyperactivity. But I think that my first doctor saw something in me that was amiss but as to what that something was, for that moment, would remain a mystery.
My second doc knew exactly what was up (and down) with me. And though generally its useless to di agnose someone as bipolar who is engaged in ingesting large quantities of drugs or alcoholwhich I wasbecause drug addiction and alcoholism, done properly of course, classically mimics the symptoms of manic-depression.
So when I was twenty-four years old, Dr. Barry Stone told me that it was his utterly professional opinion that I was hypomanic, also known as bipolar one, which is the lesser version of manic depressionexcessively moodyas opposed to bipolar twoexcruciatingly moody, which includes the occasional hallucination and lockup ward visits. As it turns out, I was ultimately determined to be the
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