he has one.â
âPlus,â Ryan said, âhis whole schtick is highly suspect, to say the least.â
âAbsolutely,â John agreed. âHe was chattering away about this spectacular weight loss program of his, telling a group of us about how listening to his CD and engaging in some sort of self-hypnosis could enable one to drop all excess weight in a matter of days.â
âWithout following a nutritious diet and strength-training exercise?â Tammy was scandalized.
Savannah sniffed. âThe only way to lose a bunch of unwanted, excess weight without starving to death is to get a divorce. And even that takes six months here in California.â
âPeople worry far too much about a number on a scale,â John said.
Granny nodded, buttering her biscuit. âYouâd think that one number was all there was to âem. Thereâs a gal there in McGill whoâs got a voice like an angelâ¦fills up the church every Sunday with the pure beauty of it. But boy, she gains a pound, sheâs miserable. Loses a pound, sheâs shoutinâ âglory!â Up and down, all the time.â
âAnd, lucky for Wellman,â Dirk said, âthere are lots of people out there willing to plunk down a couple hundred dollars for a quick fix. You oughta see that joint of his on the beach.â
Savannah nodded. âBeautiful place. Spacious, nicely decorated, chic but comfortable. A gorgeous view.â She sighed and put down her fork, suddenly a little less hungry. âAll except for the dead body on the beach.â
âYeap,â Granny said. âA corpse in front of your house, thatâll put a damper on a party everâ last time.â
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After everyone had finished eating, Savannah and her guests retired to the living room for coffee and Death by Chocolate cake. It took nearly two hours for Granny to get them caught up on McGill gossip. The rural, north Georgia community had surprisingly juicy scandals for such a tiny town.
Granny was in fine form, regaling them with tales of how the mayor had been caught sneaking out the back door of the morticianâs house at daybreak, when the undertaker was out of town. The librarian had been accused of dipping into the moneys collected from the annual book drive. And the chief of police had run his cruiser into a tree and totaled itâhis second major accident in six months. âHear tell he had something he shouldnât have in his coffee thermosâ¦somethinâ a mite stronger than coffee, if you know what I mean,â Granny had said in a conspiratorial tone that made Savannah stifle a snicker.
But once the tales were told, and the coffee and cake devoured, Savannah noticed that Granâs eyelids were getting a bit heavy.
Ryan and John noticed, too.
Standing and smoothing his cream-colored wool slacks, Ryan smiled at Savannahâcausing her pulse rate to go up at least twenty-five percentâand said, âWe have to get going. Thank you for a lovely evening, as always.â
John rose and picked up his cashmere sweater from a nearby chair. âYes, this was positively delightful.â He gave Gran a courtly kiss on the back of her hand. âAs always, beautiful lady, it was a pure joy to see you.â
Granny giggled, blushed, and ducked her head. âAh, stop messinâ with my heart, boy. Iâm old enough to be your mother.â
He leaned over and gave her a mustache-tickling peck on her cheek. âPerhaps,â he said, his voice velvety, his eyes twinkling, âbut you arenât my mother.â
âTake him and those blue eyes of his home,â she said to Ryan, âbefore I forget Iâm a lady.â
âYeah,â Savannah said, âthis ainât McGill, Georgia. Weâve got ourselves moral standards here in Southern California!â
As Savannah was walking them to the front door, Dirk jumped up from his chair and followed close
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