hair that sort of favored Taylor Lautner from the Twilight saga. In fact, for a split second I thought that for a white guy he was kinda hot!
Then I looked to the left of us and saw a brothah with a white, dark-haired girl who resembled Keira Knightley. Next, to the right of us I could have sworn the white girl that another brothah was with was Alyssa Milano! Everywhere I looked I saw an interracial couple. It was like some sort of epidemic.
Then just as quickly as that thought came to mind Doran turned to me and blurted out, “Wow, either white is the new black or there is some type of epidemic going on. Are you seeing what I’m seeing?”
“Yes and I was just thinking the same thing! What the hell is going on? This can’t be a coincidence. I think that what happened to me has happened to a lot of other people here babe. This is so weird. I wonder what this means?” I replied.
Just as Doran and I were discussing the “epidemic” a couple seated in front of us turned around as if overhearing our conversation and joined in. “It’s definitely an epidemic and weird doesn’t begin to describe it,” a medium-sized white guy sitting with a chocolate, natural-haired sistah blurted out.
Doran and I looked at him then looked at each other both wondering whether it was okay to share with him what happened to me. Before we could he started telling us his story.
“A few days ago our entire life changed,” he said grabbing ahold of the sistah’s hand. “I went to sleep as a brothah and woke up like this. I have no explanation as to how or why it happened. Nor do I know how to reverse it. Since then my wife and I have been trying to find out more information. We weren’t gonna come here tonight, but figured we should since we had tickets and since we typically don’t miss these events. Now that we’re here I see that we’re not alone. I wonder if they will discuss it at all in the workshop. I know it wasn’t the planned topic, but it sure as hell needs to be addressed. It seems to be spreading across the black community like wildfire. Anyway enough about me, what’s you guys story?”
I looked at his wife and she looked at me intensely with inquiring eyes. I looked at Doran as I was a bit nervous about disclosing so he answered. Besides that I wasn’t sure if we were still going with the cover story or not.
“Same story man. We have no idea what’s going on. It’s definitely not the type of thing that you go around asking about so we’ve been laying low and doing the research quietly trying to figure things out on our own. Good to know we’re not alone at least. From the looks of things it’ll definitely be the topic of discussion tonight,” Doran said looking around the room.
“Yeah you got that right. I can’t wait to hear what others have to say about the situation. I really wanna know if there is a way to reverse it. Not that being a white guy hasn’t come with its perks cause man I been introduced to a whole new reality in this skinsuit!” the guy said jokingly.
We all laughed along. “But seriously I need my own body back. All the same I’m doing all I can to change our life for the better while I have this one,” he said laughing. We all laughed together.
Just then a tall, light-skinned brothah with a goatee walked up to the microphone, “Peace everyone. So glad to see that you all made it out once again. As most of you know I’m brothah Kwan and this is our 3rd year doing the Divine Marriage workshop. Glad you all could make it. We have a lot of good information for ya’ll tonight, especially with regards to the obvious questions that ya’ll probably have about what the hell is going on,” he said looking around the room with raised eyebrows.
“In fact, before we get started I want to go ahead and address it. I’ve heard from a lot of you that some real strange things have been going on in
Then I looked to the left of us and saw a brothah with a white, dark-haired girl who resembled Keira Knightley. Next, to the right of us I could have sworn the white girl that another brothah was with was Alyssa Milano! Everywhere I looked I saw an interracial couple. It was like some sort of epidemic.
Then just as quickly as that thought came to mind Doran turned to me and blurted out, “Wow, either white is the new black or there is some type of epidemic going on. Are you seeing what I’m seeing?”
“Yes and I was just thinking the same thing! What the hell is going on? This can’t be a coincidence. I think that what happened to me has happened to a lot of other people here babe. This is so weird. I wonder what this means?” I replied.
Just as Doran and I were discussing the “epidemic” a couple seated in front of us turned around as if overhearing our conversation and joined in. “It’s definitely an epidemic and weird doesn’t begin to describe it,” a medium-sized white guy sitting with a chocolate, natural-haired sistah blurted out.
Doran and I looked at him then looked at each other both wondering whether it was okay to share with him what happened to me. Before we could he started telling us his story.
“A few days ago our entire life changed,” he said grabbing ahold of the sistah’s hand. “I went to sleep as a brothah and woke up like this. I have no explanation as to how or why it happened. Nor do I know how to reverse it. Since then my wife and I have been trying to find out more information. We weren’t gonna come here tonight, but figured we should since we had tickets and since we typically don’t miss these events. Now that we’re here I see that we’re not alone. I wonder if they will discuss it at all in the workshop. I know it wasn’t the planned topic, but it sure as hell needs to be addressed. It seems to be spreading across the black community like wildfire. Anyway enough about me, what’s you guys story?”
I looked at his wife and she looked at me intensely with inquiring eyes. I looked at Doran as I was a bit nervous about disclosing so he answered. Besides that I wasn’t sure if we were still going with the cover story or not.
“Same story man. We have no idea what’s going on. It’s definitely not the type of thing that you go around asking about so we’ve been laying low and doing the research quietly trying to figure things out on our own. Good to know we’re not alone at least. From the looks of things it’ll definitely be the topic of discussion tonight,” Doran said looking around the room.
“Yeah you got that right. I can’t wait to hear what others have to say about the situation. I really wanna know if there is a way to reverse it. Not that being a white guy hasn’t come with its perks cause man I been introduced to a whole new reality in this skinsuit!” the guy said jokingly.
We all laughed along. “But seriously I need my own body back. All the same I’m doing all I can to change our life for the better while I have this one,” he said laughing. We all laughed together.
Just then a tall, light-skinned brothah with a goatee walked up to the microphone, “Peace everyone. So glad to see that you all made it out once again. As most of you know I’m brothah Kwan and this is our 3rd year doing the Divine Marriage workshop. Glad you all could make it. We have a lot of good information for ya’ll tonight, especially with regards to the obvious questions that ya’ll probably have about what the hell is going on,” he said looking around the room with raised eyebrows.
“In fact, before we get started I want to go ahead and address it. I’ve heard from a lot of you that some real strange things have been going on in
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